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Police say teacher found intoxicated, without pants in empty classroom
WPXI ^ | August 6, 2014

Posted on 08/06/2014 9:20:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

WAGONER, Okla. — Police arrested a woman they said was intoxicated and not wearing any pants at an Oklahoma high school Monday.

The woman, Lorie Hill, was a newly hired teacher for Wagoner Public Schools. She was found by two other teachers in a Wagoner High School classroom on the first day back at school for teachers.

Police said Hill admitted she had been drinking, police said they found an empty cup in her car.

Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley said that even though evidence of alcohol consumption was found in Hill's car, there was only enough evidence to arrest her for public intoxication. He said there isn't a credible witness to prove that Hill drank at her house in Claremore and then commuted to Wagoner under the influence.

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To: Lazamataz

Sounds like a poem to a new John Deere farm tractor....


81 posted on 08/06/2014 9:57:52 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Lazamataz

I bet she’s a Hill of a woman!


82 posted on 08/06/2014 9:58:09 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Bill Clinton, “If I only had a dollar for every time that has happenned to me.”


83 posted on 08/06/2014 9:59:28 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
"What is she doing with no.pants on? Any boys around her?"

Couldn't have been. All the males vacated the premises.

84 posted on 08/06/2014 9:59:34 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
What is she doing with no.pants on?

Well... That morning, she was drunk, and she had to make a 'to-go' cup, and she was going to be late so in the hurry, she just forgot about putting on her pants.

It could happen to anyone.

: )

85 posted on 08/06/2014 10:09:50 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

probably would keep the flies off the watermelon


86 posted on 08/06/2014 10:12:22 AM PDT by mt tom
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
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87 posted on 08/06/2014 10:13:30 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Mich Patriot

If I had to look at that in the mirror, I’d drink too.


88 posted on 08/06/2014 10:16:35 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Wagoner is a strange place. I have family there. I’m not surprised at all.


89 posted on 08/06/2014 10:16:55 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: UCANSEE2

The head HR lady at a university small department came in drunk on the first day. Another time she came in wearing a long coat, stumbling some and hid in her office for a while. A reliable witness who caught a glimpse of the partially open coat reported not seeing any clothes. Was still employed after I left.


90 posted on 08/06/2014 10:18:34 AM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.q)
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To: dfwgator

I am at work and now people are looking at me. :) FUNNY!


91 posted on 08/06/2014 10:23:45 AM PDT by defconw (Both parties have clearly lost their minds!)
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To: dragnet2

LOL. I know there are things that shouldn’t be said. I had thought there were things that couldn’t be said. They were too horrible. No mind was capable of thinking such thoughts. I was wrong.


92 posted on 08/06/2014 10:23:47 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: UCANSEE2

Especially when you can’t see below your waste.


93 posted on 08/06/2014 10:25:07 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Mich Patriot

OMIGOD! I can’t see!


94 posted on 08/06/2014 10:55:34 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Boogieman

Don’t you hate it when that happens.


95 posted on 08/06/2014 11:10:00 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Mich Patriot

You made up that gif, right?


96 posted on 08/06/2014 11:27:36 AM PDT by Bigg Red (31 May 2014: Obamugabe officially declares the USA a vanquished subject of the Global Caliphate.)
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To: Mich Patriot

My eyes!! That should have a warning.


97 posted on 08/06/2014 11:29:10 AM PDT by pfflier
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To: smokingfrog

She ain’t exactly pretty
Ain’t exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she’s got it all!


98 posted on 08/06/2014 11:30:15 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Warm in the winter and shade in the summer.


99 posted on 08/06/2014 11:30:58 AM PDT by sport
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To: Lazamataz

Dude, you’re going to hell for that one!

;-)


100 posted on 08/06/2014 11:32:31 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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