Police say teacher found intoxicated, without pants in empty classroom

WPXI ^ | August 6, 2014

[rightwingintelligentsia]

WAGONER, Okla. — Police arrested a woman they said was intoxicated and not wearing any pants at an Oklahoma high school Monday.

The woman, Lorie Hill, was a newly hired teacher for Wagoner Public Schools. She was found by two other teachers in a Wagoner High School classroom on the first day back at school for teachers.

Police said Hill admitted she had been drinking, police said they found an empty cup in her car.

Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley said that even though evidence of alcohol consumption was found in Hill's car, there was only enough evidence to arrest her for public intoxication. He said there isn't a credible witness to prove that Hill drank at her house in Claremore and then commuted to Wagoner under the influence.

[Psalm 73]

Sounds like a poem to a new John Deere farm tractor....

[b4its2late]

I bet she’s a Hill of a woman!

[SampleMan]

Bill Clinton, “If I only had a dollar for every time that has happenned to me.”

[CatherineofAragon]

"What is she doing with no.pants on? Any boys around her?"

Couldn't have been. All the males vacated the premises.

[UCANSEE2]

What is she doing with no.pants on?

Well... That morning, she was drunk, and she had to make a 'to-go' cup, and she was going to be late so in the hurry, she just forgot about putting on her pants.

It could happen to anyone.

: )

[mt tom]

probably would keep the flies off the watermelon

[Snickering Hound]

[muir_redwoods]

If I had to look at that in the mirror, I’d drink too.

[demshateGod]

Wagoner is a strange place. I have family there. I’m not surprised at all.

[wally_bert]

The head HR lady at a university small department came in drunk on the first day. Another time she came in wearing a long coat, stumbling some and hid in her office for a while. A reliable witness who caught a glimpse of the partially open coat reported not seeing any clothes. Was still employed after I left.

[defconw]

I am at work and now people are looking at me. :) FUNNY!

[demshateGod]

LOL. I know there are things that shouldn’t be said. I had thought there were things that couldn’t be said. They were too horrible. No mind was capable of thinking such thoughts. I was wrong.

[demshateGod]

Especially when you can’t see below your waste.

[laweeks]

OMIGOD! I can’t see!

[Rusty0604]

Don’t you hate it when that happens.

[Bigg Red]

You made up that gif, right?

[pfflier]

My eyes!! That should have a warning.

[dfwgator]

She ain’t exactly pretty
Ain’t exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she’s got it all!

[sport]

Warm in the winter and shade in the summer.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Dude, you’re going to hell for that one!

;-)