Help! Help! Norm Lenhart is killing my puppy too!!!
Posted on 06/04/2014 8:00:47 AM PDT by laotzu
After the recent revelation of long wait times and delays in care at VA hospitals shocked the nation, congressional Democrats from both houses and independent journalists undertook their own investigation to determine the cause of the problem.
What they found was shocking: evidence of a coordinated conspiracy among numerous ill veterans to avoid seeking medical care and blame their subsequent problems on President Obama.
"It's racism pure and simple." said one congressional staffer who played a tape recording of a VA patient telling an undercover investigator "I'm supposed to go for a colonoscopy next week but I'm gonna skip it and blame it on Obama if I get sick."
"I know it sounds an awful lot like me," the staffer said of the tape, "but it is a VA patient. Trust me."
While on the surface, it seems incredible and even bizarre that anyone would go to such lengths to embarrass a politician they dislike, it is consistent with the pattern of racism that has emerged since the coronation of the country's first black president in January 2009.
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Famous investigative journalist and perpetual victim of bad hairstyling Eleanor Clift recently once again debunked the Benghazi accusations against the president:
"I'd like to point out that Ambassador Stevens was not 'murdered'," she said, bending her fingers in the air to suggest the drawing of quote marks, "but died of smoke inhalation in a CIA safe room."
Another journalist put it more bluntly: "It's safe to say racists in the CIA murdered him to make Obama look bad."
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"The racism in this country is sickening!" chanted all living MSNBC commentators in unison. "It's obvious the Tea Party was plotting against Barack Obama nearly two centuries before he was born. If that's not racism, what is?"
Experts are at a loss to explain why so many seemingly normal people are consumed by such hatred for President Obama.
"You take former President Bush," said one psychologist wearing a "Buck Fush" T-shirt. "On the surface, he seems like a nice guy, always smiling like a chimp. So you tell me why he started two unnecessary wars to ensure that 10 years later the VA hospitals would be overloaded and make America's first black president look bad! How do you explain that, huh?"
"I don't understand what drives people to irrational hatred, but I'm sure it has something to do with the Koch Brothers," mused Senator Harry Reid (D-NV).
"I don't know what the next phony scandal to arise around Barack Obama will be," said future House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi, "but one thing I know for sure: racist hatred of the president will be behind it. It always is."
I know it’s satire, but I would not doubt the left would say something like this
(how was that?)
Good! My dishonor is restored. Now where did I put that puppy. I feel the need to kick it ;)
Help! Help! Norm Lenhart is killing my puppy too!!!
YES!!! Commere you little bas...
Nothing like a good puppy stomping to make my day worth living.
Forget the puppy. Pull up your pants you barbarian!
Word up Holmes...don’t be dissin’ my sag. I got swag in my sag, no what Im sayin’ boyeeee?
Fo shizzle.
Hey man, you can’t fool me! No way this could be satire!
This administration watches entirely TOOOO much TV!!
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