The late – or living – guru, who was in his seventies, established his sect in 1983 to promote "self-awakening to global peace" and to create a world "wherein every individual becomes an embodiment of truth, fraternity and justice through the eternal science of self-realisation". 30 years later still no peace -- but he sure made a few bucks along the way.
1 posted on
06/03/2014 1:28:22 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Perhaps he’s just pining.
To: BenLurkin
He's really, most sincerely dead.
To: BenLurkin
“This. Is. An. EX Guru!”
“He’s merely meditating...”
5 posted on
06/03/2014 1:31:26 PM PDT by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: BenLurkin
Put a little mirror by his nostrils..
Suspended animation? I don’t know..
6 posted on
06/03/2014 1:32:24 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows; GeronL
A nun with a piece of chalk could tell if he's sleeping. Wouldn't have to get closer than 20 feet, either.
7 posted on
06/03/2014 1:34:29 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: BenLurkin
Does he smell really really Bad? I mean worse than he normally smelled walking around.
8 posted on
06/03/2014 1:34:56 PM PDT by
Red_Devil 232
((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
To: BenLurkin
maybe he’s only mostly dead...go through his clothes and look for loose change.
10 posted on
06/03/2014 1:35:46 PM PDT by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: BenLurkin
12 posted on
06/03/2014 1:36:57 PM PDT by
william clark
(Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: BenLurkin
Just damn.....
If he wasn’t dead when they put him in the freezer, he damn sure is NOW!
13 posted on
06/03/2014 1:38:44 PM PDT by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: BenLurkin
In your freezer you will achieve total shaktipat.
14 posted on
06/03/2014 1:41:07 PM PDT by
posterchild
(It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows
Is this worthy of not pinging?
To: BenLurkin
I think he's dancing on a cruise ship in a Heineken commercial.
17 posted on
06/03/2014 1:47:38 PM PDT by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: BenLurkin
to promote "self-awakening"Well there's the problem -- only he can wake himself up.
To: BenLurkin
For people who aren’t supposed to care about material things....someone sure seems worried about material things here.
20 posted on
06/03/2014 2:05:34 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(....Let It Burn...)
To: BenLurkin; TigersEye; Fred Nerks
Google “mahasamadhi”. The vocabulary on this threat is uninformed and more than slightly sophomoric.
23 posted on
06/03/2014 2:38:55 PM PDT by
Candor7
(Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: BenLurkin
26 posted on
06/03/2014 3:57:30 PM PDT by
kaehurowing
(FIGHT BULLYING, UNINSTALL FIREFOX)
To: BenLurkin
He has moved beyond meditating to dessicating.
27 posted on
06/03/2014 4:32:39 PM PDT by
Heart-Rest
("Our hearts are restless, Lord, until they rest in Thee." - St. Augustine)
To: BenLurkin
Shouldn't they have freeze-dried him?
Just add water - voylah - instant guru.
30 posted on
06/03/2014 4:51:19 PM PDT by
eldoradude
(How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
To: BenLurkin
According to his followers, based in the Punjab city of Jalandhar, he simply went into a deep Samadhi or meditation and they have frozen his body to preserve it for when he wakes from it.
Well if he wasn't dead before the freezer incident.........
31 posted on
06/03/2014 5:35:59 PM PDT by
wonkowasright
(Wonko from outside the asylum)
To: BenLurkin
40 posted on
06/04/2014 5:32:23 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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