>>Telepathic aliens are targeting Wales in a bid to harvest our superior genetic material <<
It’s about damn time.
And I can’t give my superior genetic material away to hot alien babes for free.
LOL….they should run a telethon for that in Wales.
I use to believe there was “life out there,” but all of the behavior of so-called aliens have more qualities of a demonic presence than anything.
US boffin offers anti-alien hats to Welsh UFO buffs
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/boffin-offers-anti-alien-hats-welsh-2165184
It’s obvious she didn’t get a hat like the others.
” - - - Hilary says she was so traumatised by her abduction - - - “
We need to be very, VERY skeptical of this woman’s story who claims to remember her abduction.
It is settled science that the first thing that Aliens always do is to erase the abductee’s memory.
If aliens were collecting "superior genetic material" FReepers everywhere would be disappearing.
It’s probably because Welsh names are the closest to alien names we have on this planet. I think the abductions are really just family reunions.
Bailey: Now Mrs Woodroffe, can you tell me briefly why you would like to be interviewed on our show?
Mrs Woodroffe: Yes, I feel I have a certain responsibility to other Earthlings.
Venus: (to Bailey) Think I'll split.
Bailey: (to Venus) Okay.
Mrs Woodroffe: You see, my hatchback supreme broke down on a deserted stretch of highway. Now, that's when I saw the incredibly bright light and felt myself compelled to walk toward it.
Venus: (to Bailey) Think I'll stay.
Mrs Woodroffe: Before I knew it, I was surrounded by a group of strange people in gold lamé suits.
Venus: That would either be the Temptations or the Four Tops.
Bailey: Go on, Mrs Woodroffe.
Mrs Woodroffe: Well, anyhow, to make a long, internationally-copyrighted story short, I was beamed aboard their spaceship - what they call a Getgone - and transported to Hachacha #3. That's what you people call Mars.
Venus: Did this place have heavy metal screens on the windows?
Mrs Woodroffe: Yes!
Venus: Lucky guess!
-- From WKRP in Cincinatti, episode "Bailey's Show""Teasers" are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets which haven't made interstellar contact yet and buzz them...they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's ever going to believe, and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennae on their head and making "beep beep" noises.
-- from The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Weren’t the Welsh also the ones that tended to see the “wee people in the forest”?
I thought they were just turning them into Scotsmen.
Well, then, the President of Welsh should just tell those aliens to stop it.
No, the real reason is that Welsh is an alien language.
Fel rhrech mewn pot jam.
All these posts, and no Torchwood/Dr Who references?
Swansea and Cardiff have bigger problems than alien abductions.
I thought it was for their superior cuisine. BUT, I do know of one Welsh lady with “superior genetic material” and she makes Maureen Dowd very very sad.