Medical Marijuana Dispensary Guard Shoots Self in Foot (San Bernardino, CA)

San Bernardino County Sun ^ | March 15, 2014 | Greg Cappis

[DogByte6RER]

Medical marijuana dispensary guard shoots self in foot

SAN BERNARDINO - A medical marijuana dispensary guard shot himself in the foot for unknown reasons Friday night, according to police.

Just after 9 p.m. officers went to the 3300 block of East Highland Avenue to investigate the shooting.

“On our arrival, we found that the security guard for the business, for some reason, had his weapon out, discharged his firearm, striking himself in the foot one time,” said Lt. Travis Walker.

The security guard was transported to a hospital to be treated for the gunshot wound, according to Walker.

“We plan on submitting the case to the district attorney for reckless discharge of a firearm,” Walker said.

[DogByte6RER]

This security guard now has a medical condition so he can get a "doctor's perscription" for some wacky tobacky ...

[a fool in paradise]

His foot wouldn't stop barking.

[rdl6989]

Using the merchandise on company time?

[mountainlion]

I can just see thousands of kids in a snatch and grab wiping out a wacko tobacco store.

[libstripper]

Wrong weapon. It had to be a Glock.

[Daffynition]

That has to hurt! Gosh there are so many small bones in a foot....just WOW!

[DBrow]

Do they have a volcano there, or other vape system? They can put vapors in the air.

[I cannot think of a name]

Bummer dude!

[a fool in paradise]

Maybe he was practicing his dance moves.

[smokingfrog]

sampling the warezz?

[umgud]

Did they have to call a toe truck?

[Jeff Chandler]

"Hold muh bong and watch this . . . "

[DuncanWaring]

Apparently he didn’t get the memo that “shooting yourself in the foot” is supposed to be a metaphor.

[GeronL]

Lolz

[Clay Moore]

I wondered what that DEA agents’ new gig was.

[Secret Agent Man]

desperate for some weed....

[xp38]

Al Gore salutes this brave wounded security guard.

[catnipman]

“A medical marijuana dispensary guard shot himself in the foot for unknown reasons”

I can make an educated guess: one toke over the line.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Al Gore salutes this brave wounded security guard.

Re that famous pic of Al sighting in his rifle... at least the magazine is out. Can't whether or not there's one in the chamber, but at least he could only have shot himself once.

[FredZarguna]

"I saw five stubby worm-like objects wiggling at the end of my foot, who ignored my instructions to stop resisting. They left me no choice but to fire."