Posted on 02/20/2014 6:54:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
NOAA today released its weather predictions for the years 2010, 2011, and 2012.
Using highly sophisticated climate models and a bit of astrology, NOAA released its predictions for the 2010 through 2012 years. Predictions for the numbers of and exact locations of tornadoes, hurricanes, superstorms, and all weather related information for the entire country were included in the predictions.
The Director of NOAA (Dr. Hokum) stated an excess of caution and a great desire to "get it right the first time" drove his staff in spite of budget limitations. He stated that they could have done a much better job if he could have had the extra several billion dollars expected from Cap and Trade.
Dr. Hokum stated that he was especially pleased that his office's suggestion that superstorms and supersnow storms be named after transgendered things. Superstorm Sandy was named after a transgendered male/female stripper living in Trenton, NJ.
Dr. Hokum had to terminate the interview early as he had pressing matters including the 2013 weather predictions.
You didn't read carefully enough. They have figured out that predicting events that have already happened was foolproof!
They will always be three years behind.
And they expect not to be challenged about calling the process "predictions."
The precedent of having predictions fit reality retroactively has already been established.
The Affordable Care Act will insure several tens of millions more, for example, and still will cost each family $2500 LESS annually.
This new technique of weather prediction can be no less innovative and 100% accurate!
Let me guess - hot summer, hot autumn, hot winter, and hot spring.
they need to change their name from NOAA to No Duh! Since they can’t find their a$$ in a Hurricane.
Do you know where the storm is going? No, duh, but we think it might go anywhere.
I quit listening to those people when I was 8 years old.
LOL!
I always trust the Hardware Store Calender or the Farmer’s Almanac
Did they consult with Farmer’s Almanac?
Report: Farmers’ Almanac more accurate than government climate scientists
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