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To: Uncle Chip
He then began talking to it No doubt discussing weight loss programs.
/johnny
To: Uncle Chip
let me guess...he got halfway
3 posted on
12/26/2013 6:38:29 AM PST by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Uncle Chip
Mustrat's plan was foiled when someone noticed his lady's arm pop out of the bag when the two were in a Walgreen's parking lot along SW Second Avenue. Must have scared the crap out of that person.
4 posted on
12/26/2013 6:40:27 AM PST by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Uncle Chip
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"..., wish I had a dollar for each time this clown was called Muskrat"
5 posted on
12/26/2013 6:41:26 AM PST by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Uncle Chip
“Nice Day for a White Wedding” (So says Billy Idol)
7 posted on
12/26/2013 6:46:32 AM PST by
DeaconRed
(I love me some Duck Dynasty. . . . . Phil YO DA MAN)
To: Uncle Chip; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Mustrat was missing his lady and was in need of her company. Mustrat Love.
8 posted on
12/26/2013 6:47:14 AM PST by
Charles Henrickson
(Love will keep us together . . . in a duffel bag.)
To: Uncle Chip
The real story here--she agreed to it.
Is being alone really that bad?
These are the same kind of people who would tell us being poor is a result of their "bad luck".
9 posted on
12/26/2013 7:19:46 AM PST by
riri
(Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
To: Uncle Chip
“Stick me in a halfway house? Ha! I’m going to make this an ‘all the way’ house!”
11 posted on
12/26/2013 7:28:05 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(It's not the penalty, it's the lack of coverage on 1 Jan. Think about it.)
To: Uncle Chip
Sounds like the scenario of a Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy short!!!
I can see him dumping the bag out the 2nd story window when the landlord comes pounding at the door! D’ohhhhhhhhHHHH!!!!!
To: Uncle Chip
stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead. I would think that stuffing a person into a duffel bag would also be illegal if the person did not consent to being stuffed in a duffel bag.
In fact, it seems odd that a dead person cannot be placed in a duffel bag. It seems like a reasonable way to carry a dead body to where you need to get to.
I'll have to remember this if I am ever in the wilderness with a duffel bag and someone in our party dies -- no stuffing the dead body into the duffel bag.
Next time he should use a large trunk, like normal people.
To: Uncle Chip
Sounds like he also had plans to stuff her in other places besides a duffel bag. Didn’t work out. Too bad.
15 posted on
12/26/2013 7:45:36 AM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Uncle Chip
Many addicts tend to be brilliant people - if only because they need to be to live with their addictions in the real world. If this guy had used his powers for good, he could have gone a long way in the legitimate world.
Secondly, I wonder if his girlfriend was a meth addict, some of those bags of bones don’t seem to weigh more than 80 pounds if they are soaking wet.
16 posted on
12/26/2013 8:06:38 AM PST by
Fido969
(What's sad is most)
To: Uncle Chip
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17 posted on
12/26/2013 8:17:12 AM PST by
Fido969
(What's sad is most)
To: Uncle Chip; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
So to be a major motion picture:
I MARRIED A CONTORTIONIST
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To: Uncle Chip
It could have been worse, a two bagger.
19 posted on
12/26/2013 8:35:52 AM PST by
hadaclueonce
(Because Brawndo's got electrolytes. Because Ethanol has Big Corn Lobby)
To: Uncle Chip
Neither Mustrat nor Tossi was arrested, since stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead. Good to know...
20 posted on
12/26/2013 8:37:29 AM PST by
Fawn
("My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" Hosea 4:6)
To: Uncle Chip
This story just happened to jog my memory. I was CQ (charge of quarters) conducting an outside building inspection when I observed the tail end of women being pulled through a second floor window with a rope. I counted the windows and went to the room in question and informed the guys inside that upon completion of festivities the young lady was to be escorted out using the stairs.
To: Uncle Chip
I don’t know. I think I’d give the guy an “E” for Effort.
22 posted on
12/26/2013 8:59:24 AM PST by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Uncle Chip
“stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they’re dead”
Great. NOW they tell me.
To: Uncle Chip
-”Hey whatcha doing with that old bag?”
-”Puttin’ her in this sack”
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