Kindergartner, Amazing Johnson, severs finger

yahoo ^ | 12-12-13 | Charlene Sakoda

[TurboZamboni]

Parents of 6-year-old Amazing Johnson, were angered when they learned that school officials did not call 911 when their daughter’s fingertip was severed. Latesha Coleman, Amazing’s mother, told KRIV Fox 26, Hughes Road Elementary administrators called her but downplayed the severity of the student’s injury saying, "She told me that the nurse was working with Amazing, that Amazing is fine. She's being loved on by the nurse."

[BykrBayb]

Freaky, yes. And yet still, to be expected.

[gundog]

Somehow, Puritans naming theit children after the seven virtues seems normal. And don’t forget Hawthorne’s Young Goodman Brown.

[GeronL]

Yes it does, they are all clones... more or less

lol

[BerryDingle]

I lost the tip of my nose when I pressed it against a frozen window pane.I was always a bit below average.

I had a similar experience.

[BykrBayb]

and she could have her entire hand amputated.

They could cut off a whole foot, and she'd still be Amazing Johnson.

[Tired of Taxes]

Or "at the proximal interphalangeal (PIP) Joint" to be even more clear.

But then the rest of us wouldn't have understood. :-)

[Theophilus]

Amazing, Outrageous

[JRandomFreeper]

I almost choked to death on a peanut butter sammich because of your post. LOL!

/johnny

[Jane Long]

Agree...Amazing is absolutely adorable.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“I lost the tip of my nose when I pressed it against a frozen window pane.I was always a bit below average.”

Lemme guess. Someone triple-dog dared you...

[Cyber Liberty]

I’ve read that a name like Laquisha receives many fewer resume responses than the same resume submitted with a traditional name. Have blacks caught onto this?

I don't know how many blacks have caught on, but it would be easy to find out. Just find out how many people named "Laquisha" are suing companies for illegal discrimination.

[Captainpaintball]

At the gym I’ve met several younger black men called names like: “Phil,” “Travis,” and “Brooks.” I was wondering if the trend for obviously made-up black-only names has abated

HELL no.

[GeronL]

I doubt someone named Laquisha fills out resumes, maybe welfare applications

[Pining_4_TX]

You must not watch much college football. There are some real gems among the names. Here are a few... Quintonio, Munchie, Ha Ha, Spiffy, Taco, Sirgregory, Konockus, JaQwaylin, Fudge, and one of the best.... Wonderful Terrific Mounds II, a linebacker for Buffalo.

And if you want to see more...http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2013-09-10/college-football-all-name-team-all-americans-ncaa-funny-names

[GeronL]

I apologize for my last post, it might come across as wassist.

If anyone named Laquisha reads my post, I apologize personally... and just in case you don’t speak good white English I will translate - my bad, dog....

[Cyber Liberty]

...this girl will be in a very high paying job very soon after dropping out of high school!

Yes, I think so too. Doing gymnastics from a pole on a stage.

[editor-surveyor]

>> “and the father’s name is Deshawn” <<

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If they have a boy next, they can name him Debrief, and he can become a spy.

[Cyber Liberty]

That’s OK. Just don’t forget to flog yourself forty lashes with a wet noodle. And stay away from nine-fingered pole dancers named “Amazing.”

[TurboZamboni]

Or Delouse and get a job cleaning the UN building.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

Tha’d be whatchucal “severance pay”