You must not watch much college football. There are some real gems among the names. Here are a few... Quintonio, Munchie, Ha Ha, Spiffy, Taco, Sirgregory, Konockus, JaQwaylin, Fudge, and one of the best.... Wonderful Terrific Mounds II, a linebacker for Buffalo.
And if you want to see more...http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2013-09-10/college-football-all-name-team-all-americans-ncaa-funny-names
Do a youtube search: Key and Peele east/west college bowl.
linebacker? that sounds more like a cheerleader’s name