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vanity. Neighbor's chicken is in my house. neighbors ain't home. help! (Update @ 80)
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Posted on 11/08/2013 6:24:05 PM PST by dynachrome

Neighbor's chicken escaped. I caught it. Now what?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chickens
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To: dynachrome
Good night and good luck ...


101 posted on 11/08/2013 8:19:33 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Dysart

I wonder if the Senate vote is related. Maybe the Chicken Union is making a thinly veiled threat against the House. The real question remains, do chickens have gay sex?


102 posted on 11/08/2013 8:20:00 PM PST by ToastedHead
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To: dynachrome
Help! Nineteen, single, and the farmer's daughter from across the lane just walked into my living room naked.

What do I do now?

103 posted on 11/08/2013 8:20:50 PM PST by FredZarguna (The sequel, thoroughly pointless, derivative, and boring was like all James Cameron "films.")
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To: Clinging Bitterly

Single dog.

1 stinkin little rat terrier killed all my aunt’s hens himself 1 night in their pen.


104 posted on 11/08/2013 8:25:20 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: dynachrome

Wait wait wait.

This wasn’t a fox-free zone?

Oh, the insurance company isn’t going to like this...


105 posted on 11/08/2013 8:36:10 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (....Let It Burn...)
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To: FredZarguna

“Help! Nineteen, single, and the farmer’s daughter from across the lane just walked into my living room naked.
What do I do now?”

You’re supposed to add, “Asking for a friend.”


106 posted on 11/08/2013 8:38:22 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (....Let It Burn...)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
Just The Pit Bull.


107 posted on 11/08/2013 8:40:32 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: Ouderkirk

Solves the question of “what’s for dinner”?


108 posted on 11/08/2013 8:43:31 PM PST by Islander2
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To: dynachrome

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!


109 posted on 11/08/2013 8:44:09 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: dynachrome

Hello lunch?


110 posted on 11/08/2013 8:57:17 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
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To: dynachrome
Neighbor's chicken escaped. I caught it. Now what?

Ask chicken if it would like to stay for supper...

Enjoy!

Regards,
GtG

111 posted on 11/08/2013 9:00:27 PM PST by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: dynachrome

Weasel, mink, or raccoon.


112 posted on 11/08/2013 9:03:26 PM PST by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: ToastedHead

If there are white or brown eggs involved, likely gonna have some racial issues too. :-)


113 posted on 11/08/2013 9:11:04 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
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To: Conservative4Ever

I forgot you can get brown eggs! See, this is why it is important to have a clearinghouse of information such as Freerepublic. Next time, lives will be saved.


114 posted on 11/08/2013 9:17:18 PM PST by ToastedHead
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To: Revolting cat!

Look at that. Poultry in motion.


115 posted on 11/08/2013 9:18:40 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: dynachrome

Chicken goes good with dumplings...MMMMMMMMMMMM!
Seriously, given it back to him.


116 posted on 11/08/2013 9:54:40 PM PST by coincheck (Time is Short, Salvation is for Today)
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To: dynachrome

My chickens would eat anything except bananas.

Let me know if yours likes bananas.


117 posted on 11/08/2013 10:02:39 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americad)
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To: dynachrome

!


118 posted on 11/08/2013 10:27:56 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: dynachrome
Fed it some rice.

Ummmmmmmm--pollo y arroz!

119 posted on 11/09/2013 12:01:14 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Disambiguator

Dang! I missed that one the few times we’ve been through Marsing...mostly went through there because we detoured at Burns, OR, to get a Basque dinner in Jordan Valley. From there, we usually took 78 down to Bruneau, then over to I-84, instead of just going over to Nampa.

We had to do a lot of traveling back & forth between Medford, OR and South Dakota, until we finally got the Oregon house sold, so took a lot of ‘scenic routes’. There isn’t an east-west route across Wyoming, including several unpaved ones, we didn’t use at least once.

But NEVER saw Chicken Dinner Road. :-(


120 posted on 11/09/2013 2:22:06 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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