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vanity. Neighbor's chicken is in my house. neighbors ain't home. help! (Update @ 80)
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Posted on 11/08/2013 6:24:05 PM PST by dynachrome
Neighbor's chicken escaped. I caught it. Now what?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chickens
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To: dynachrome
Winner winner chicken dinner!
To: dynachrome
Remain calm. She is probably more afraid of you than you are of her. Just don’t make any sudden movements and beware the pecker.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:36:08 PM PST
by
Dysart
(Obamacare: "We are losing money on every subscriber-- but we will make it up in volume!")
To: dynachrome
I drive past this every time I go through Marsing on my way somewhere else (usually Reno-Tahoe area).
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:36:16 PM PST
by
GeronL
To: dynachrome
Chicken and rice...YUM that’s nice!
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:37:04 PM PST
by
Crim
(Palin / West '16)
To: dynachrome
Open your door, shove the chicken out ... plead ignorance. If the chicken doesn’t come home to roost (Yea, I said that), they will get another.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:37:42 PM PST
by
doc1019
To: dynachrome
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:39:20 PM PST
by
WhirlwindAttack
(Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can imagine.)
To: dynachrome
Check your garage for a new car!
-PJ
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:39:22 PM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: dynachrome
I think this is the funniest thread I’ve ever seen.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:39:51 PM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: ThomasThomas
It was some sort of soup mix I fed it. rice, lentils oats. it didn’t eat much, but I figure it’ll survive ‘til morning. Dam’ thing actually banged on the screen door or pecked it. I heard the noise and found it on the porch.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:40:31 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: dynachrome
Pretty sure hens won’t do anything bad (well, probably poop on your floor)
Roosters aren’t really that much trouble. They just aren’t trustworthy not to gore you.
I was thinking the same thing as ThomasThomas. I don’t know if it’s true but would make sense. Chicken feed is millet, dried corn kernels & I’d swear there’s some hemp seeds in there.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:40:36 PM PST
by
KGeorge
(Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
To: dynachrome
Sounds like good eating to me.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:40:48 PM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
To: dynachrome
We had a rooster wander into our suburban yard a few years back.We named him Speedy, next to impossible to catch. Cocky little fellow, would crow every morning. Sometimes I’d see him strutting back down the street back to our yard like he’d had a night on the town.
Good luck. They are pretty hardy.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:41:32 PM PST
by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
I think this is the funniest thread Ive ever seen. Well, at least I think it deserves a nomination for best headline for a vanity post ever. :-)
To: DaxtonBrown
My brother-in-law says he nearly hit a deer. For you city folk a deer is like a really big chicken.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:42:13 PM PST
by
GeronL
To: dynachrome
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:42:14 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
heh. I knew it would draw the jesters along with serious replies, but the only other chicken I have owned lived in the freezer in a plastic bag.
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:42:21 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: dynachrome
I’m sorry.......I’m not laughing at you, dyna. I’m just laughing at the situation. Thanks for lifting my day! ;-)
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:42:26 PM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: EternalVigilance
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:43:06 PM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: dynachrome
Wring its’ neck and cook it
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posted on
11/08/2013 6:43:29 PM PST
by
Figment
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