Posted on 11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/05/2013 4:03:49 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
I'm a helpful chap. Obama's been caught in his own personal "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" moment. He said, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period."
Well, that wasn't true. So now he's changing the lie, saying, "You can keep your plan, if the plan didn't change since the law was passed."
Wait, what? People who's plans AREN'T changing are getting cancelled. That won't work either.
Here, let me give him an assist. This is what he can say:
Obama: "If You Like Your Heath Care Plan, You Can Keep It. Period."
Obama: "...oh.... Wait.... no, you can't.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed"
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it?.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A Bad New One But At Least It Would Be Cheaper."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One, And It Would Be Much More Expensive, But If You Got On The Website, We'd Pay For It."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive, and you can't get on the website?" .... ok....
Obama: "What We Said Was, (Expletive deleted)
See post #40.
According to the authoritative Arabic text, Al-Taqiyya Fi Al-Islam: “Taqiyya [deception] is of fundamental importance in Islam. Practically every Islamic sect agrees to it and practices it. We can go so far as to say that the practice of taqiyya is mainstream in Islam, and that those few sects not practicing it diverge from the mainstream...Taqiyya is very prevalent in Islamic politics, especially in the modern era.”
Obamacare....just like herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
Beware Obama is unaware.
IN SOVIET AMERIKA, OBAMACARE BUYS *YOU*!
Thank you!
(curtsey)
YouTube is bought and paid for by the DemonCraps. I'll save a streaming copy for overseas hosting.
Let us remain in the spirit of help and service!
:)
Philosoraptor always nails it!
Philosoraptor always nails it!
Yes, I feel as though every day I am living in a Monty Python sketch.
Obama kicks it up a notch: “The Obamacare check is in your mouth.”
My grandfather sought out the most radical black communist racists in America during that period. I was indoctrinated into my ideology by them... and frank marshall davis was my mentor. He even nailed my mommy in a three way!
I was born a slacker and lived all of my life as a slacker. My Ivy League education was bought and paid for by the House of Saud and I never attended classes or put any effort into anything. I was a doper in high school and that habit is with me today. I was never anything but a conman. I am radical and I hate America and what she stands for. America is the source of all that is bad in the world.
I have worked in every way to topple this country and transform it into a socialist sharia nation. I lie about everything... who I am... where I was born... my real name... my experience, my ideology and everything that I am really doing behind the scenes to transform this country. I lied about the socialist cornerstone of the marxist coup that I am working on... you people are now upset with me. Do not be mad with me... look in the mirror... you bought my lies and voted me into office twice. Now STFU and get with the program or I will have to kill all of you".
Actually the anointed one was in the middle of his period when he made the statement so it is inoperative.
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