Carlos Danger Limerick Thread [Post yours. Vanity]

FR ^ | 7/26/2013 | me

[matt1234]

FReepers, please post your Carlos Danger limericks.

[Raebie]

There once was a Weiner named Tony
Who thought he was hung like a pony.
When the pictures released, we all laughed at his ‘beast’
Since the nose on his face was more ‘boney’.

[GreenAccord]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here’s a text of my penis

(I may have violated the limerick pentameter)

[dfwgator]

We need the Diceman to chime in with some of his “pomes.”

[Liberty Valance]

ROFL!

[Vaquero]

There once was a Muslim named Abedin
who married Carlos, a Jew, (though she was Bedouin)
he was just the beard
it was Hillary she queered
she munched rug, it was Hil, she was bedin’

[CAluvdubya]

Bwahahahaha! Excellent!

[LibWhacker]

There was a sicko perv called Wiener.
Whose alias was Carlos Danger.
Disgraced as a pol,
The voters said "no."
Even when he ran for dog catcher

[Vaquero]

How about Haiku???:

Carlos Danger

political bed fellow

Huma looks happy

[maggief]

There once was a man from New York
Who’s addiction was cyber pork.
With his raunchy demeanor
He sexted his wiener.
And with that he did uncork.

[tioga]

Along came a man called Carlos Danger,
sending out pictures of his wanger.
That dang little weiner
was a bit of a preener,
can this story get any stranger?

OK, a bit raunchy, but I am sure Truthy can do better.

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a Muslim Huma
Who never visited Yuma
She married a Jew
Who hadn't a clue
Achieving then her uma

[EinNYC]

He thought that his woes were behind him
When he ‘fessed up to the folks of his wry whim
But ‘twas not his behind that he texted online
But what lay in front that he showed ‘em.

And the view of his pole
Plummeted the poll
So now the post be denied him.

So learn from your error, Señor Danger
And don’t share your parts with a stranger
She could blab about all to your Huma
Which’d put her in quite a bad humah

And you’ll be all alone
With your phone.

[DanielRedfoot]

Hickory Dickory Dock

Check out this pic of my cock

I want to be Mayor

But don’t have a prayer

cause i’m actually dumb as a rock

channeling the Diceman....

[Political Junkie Too]

There once was a man named Carlos Danger
who dared to text snaps of his member.
Impressive, asked he?
Excessive, said she.
Now the weiner's no longer a contender.

-PJ

[henkster]

Wiener texts of wieners
And Huma bats for the other team
Vote democrat.

OK, it’s a haiku, not a limerick. So shoot me.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

A dangerous Carlos named Weiner
Came clean, now he has to come cleaner
Huma says, “Can’t you see
It’s between him and me”
But it won’t stand up straight; it’s a leaner

[twister881]

Not a limerick, but a song parody:

Secret Weiner Man
(to the tune of Secret Agent Man)

There's a perv whose screen name's Carlos Danger.
To everyone he Tweets he stays a stranger.
With every sext he makes, another chance he takes.
Odds are he will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Beware of one-eyed cats that you may find.
A trouser-trout can hide an evil state of mind.
Be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

-- Guitar Solo --

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Speaking on the floor of Congress one day
And lying to the press corps on the next day.
Oh, you let the wrong words slip,
While moving both your lips.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Secret Weiner Man!

[William Tell]

There once was a Huma quite phony
Whose hubby was rigid and bony
She claimed she was shaken
by a photo he’d taken
of himself sporting a fasionable Tony.

Tony Weiner claimed a powerful urge
in licentiousness often to splurge.
But it was his erroneous selection
of his graphic erection
which caused quite a fuss to emerge.

Our Tony was quite on the mend
when he sent to an internet friend,
due to lack of control,
a pic of his pole.
Now we wonder where this will all end.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

There once was a Carlos named Danger
a serial e-porn exchanger
drove his wife to reliance
on a strap-on appliance
That Hillary ordered from Grainger

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a Danger Carlos
In New York, not in Angeles Los
Who sent out pics of his dickie
To every Nancy and Nickie
And when discovered he was quite cross