#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[NicknamedBob]

"Give me FATS!!!"

You're saying you found your thrill?

[TheOldLady]

You’re welcome, gentlemen. Phantom was really very good.

[Monkey Face]

I’ve found my decadence...call it a thrill if you will, but to me, fatty breafesses is what I NEED!

[Tax-chick]

Bill found a pizza in the freezer. Jake killed something in the flowerbed and was eating it when I looked out to see if he was ready to come in.

[Tax-chick]

Poor Shannon. She doesn’t like dogs.

[Monkey Face]

Ohmy.

The pizza may be contaminated with whatever Jake killed. But I don’t know that. I just know that life is often NOT FAIR!

[NicknamedBob]

Only arctic foxes know how to use a freezer to keep food.

Teenagers know only how to hunt there.

[Monkey Face]

If Arctic foxes have the Secret, then I am SO behind the tines! LOL!

[NicknamedBob]

The primary difference is that the arctic foxes know that they have to put food in, before they can take food out.

[Monkey Face]

Well, Golly, Bob, Howdy~ -— where am I in the Grand Scheme of Things??

[TheOldLady]

The Movie Reviews

"The Incredible Burt Wonderstone"

With Steve Carell, Alan Arkin, Steve Buscemi, Jim Carrey, Olivia Wilde, James Gandolfini, Jay Mohr, Michael Herbig,
Brad Garrett, Gillian Jacobs

2013, PG-13 for sexual content, dangerous stunts, a drug-related incident and language, 100 minutes

A young boy who turns to magic, taught in a magic kit sold by a famous magician (Arkin), so that he won't be bullied.
He grows up to be Burt Wonderstone (Carell), and his childhood friend (Buscemi) joins him in the act. After ten years,
some edgier magicians come on the scene, and the two men attempt to freshen the performance, but Buscemi is injured
in a stunt and leaves the show. Carell must work alone and do better than the Carrey character, who mainly burns and
maims himself. It was LOL funny in places, and except for Carrey, the cast was excellent and did great jobs. The last
Carrey movie I will ever see.
  ★★★★


"Stoker"

With Mia Wasikowska, Nicole Kidman, Matthew Goode, Phyllis Somerville, Harmony Korine, Lucas Till, Alden
Ehrenreich, Jacki Weaver, Dermot Mulroney

2013, Rated R for disturbing violent and sexual content, NOT FOR KIDS or anyone else, for that matter. This is
pure crap, 98 minutes

Do not bother renting or buying this piece of perverted garbage. It's about a family that seems to breed serial killers
who get their jollies killing people and reliving their kills. It was horrible, even as horror movies go. Don't bother.
  ★

[null and void]

Recipe please???

[Silentgypsy]

Are they real? Have you ever had one? Is the waffle sweet or savory. I know there’s a waffle iron here somewhere....

[Silentgypsy]

They do look good, don’t they?

[JouleZ]

You crack me up! That movie “Stoker” was recommended by a friend on FB....who’s a lib, so there ya go. Love your movie reviews so I don’t waste my time on junk. Thanks for doing them.

[TheOldLady]

My pleasure, dear.

Yeah, that movie had it all, incest, alienation, fratricide, other murder, and worse. And the ending was awful, with the new serial killer loosened upon the world.

It’ll take a few showers and some brain bleach to forget that one.

[NicknamedBob]

"Howdy~ -— where am I in the Grand Scheme of Things??"

The prelude.

As are we all.

[Monkey Face]

And with that, Bob, I am heading for the boudoir. It just seems the right thing to do!

Later, she sez...

[NoCmpromiz]

the ravening horde ate all the supper except some spinach.

So....

Spinach for breakfast it is.... ;-)

[Cyber Liberty]

I have no idea. I came across that at the Cheezeburger Empire. I can see why TC is there a lot.