#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Cyber Liberty]

Try the support page? There appears to be a place to set up an account and change email addy...Yes, they have a cheezeburger help desk.

[TheOldLady]

Indeed. He has his chores as well, and we certainly do complement each other. Heavy lifting, that’s his milieu around these parts.

[Cyber Liberty]

Check these out...I found them at "There I Fixed It."

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Oh, cool!

I will do that! Thanks!

[Cyber Liberty]

Look, I found a picture of Ferd the Insane!

[NoCmpromiz]

Just a Net Admin for a school district

Lets you play the fun game BOFH...

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon, FRiends. I started cleaning the minute I walked in from Cub Scouts, before I even got my uniform shirt off: Piper is here. Then I had a lie-down with Jake, who missed me and also wanted me to know there’s a dog here, but I still love him best, right?

I’m reheating some coffee to get through the next few hours. It was not a good night’s sleep. I made the most disruptive boy clean the toilets before we left the church!

[Silentgypsy]

I am putty in the paws of such a kitteh! Thank you.

[Monkey Face]

...I made the most disruptive boy clean the toilets before we left the church!

MY kinda gal! LOL!

For what it's worth, you were sorely missed here!

[Silentgypsy]

That’ll fix him!

[no-to-illegals]

LOL fred ... don't tell the cat. The cat can read.

[Tax-chick]

Not a bad kid ... just wouldn’t shut up at bedtime.

[NicknamedBob]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7684740096/hB56A316A/

Hmm. Oh, yeah, Been there, done that.

Doohickey

Netherness, and otherness, and oneness are nice,
But commonly commonness will often suffice,
To do what is needed, and function quite well,
And still be attractive, with a story to tell.

I’ve seen situations, where a doohickey’s gone,
And a suitable substitute is then seized upon.
Like an old rusty tractor, when the lever’s not right,
Where some vicegrip pliers may have plied their last bite.

They have welded themselves, through tenacity’s glue,
And they’ve served just as well as a doohickey’d do.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . June 22, 2007

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks TOL! May have to go looking for Phantom.

[no-to-illegals]

Well heck ... most kids have a lot to say.

[Tax-chick]

Mine certainly do.

[TheOldLady]

Saturday night Netflix!

BBL.

If you want on/off my ping list, please post to me or FReepmail.

[Tax-chick]

Haves fun!

[Monkey Face]

There’s an app for that! LOL!