#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

that was not a 420 reference.

[Monkey Face]

I just ran across this in my email. Ping quality?

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2013/07/17/dogs-see-the-world-in-living-color/#.UfAdX6y5JgE

[no-to-illegals]

Face, this is not good news.
From the article:
Something to think about the next time you’re making fashion decisions for Fido.

That is a I need. A fashion conscious fido? This is terrible news. What am I going to do with fido's new wardrobe?

[no-to-illegals]

I’ll make alterations and give it to the cat.

[Monkey Face]

What a concept!

[Anoreth]

I’ll likely be in between ten and three tomorrow night. Long drive, all the major cities at Friday rush hour. Can’t be helped.

[bigheadfred]

yer cat is going to be a cross dresser—lovely

[Anoreth]

I’m drinking some of my expensive bourbon tonight. It’s a reward for not screaming at my warrant officer when he sent me on a wild goose chase all over the base after liberty was granted. Apparently he wanted me to find a guidon that someone was giving away and hadn’t bothered to find out that it was actually a Coast Guard ensign on a pole that’s too long to fit in any room in the shop except for the storage area.

I think people should be forced to leave the military immediately upon reaching their 25 year mark before they reach the point where they suddenly forget that the people who work for them have lives.

[LibreOuMort]

Actually, I saw pink handlebar mustaches start appearing on cars up here - something to do with rides offered for a fee. Any car sporting the pink mustache will take you where you need to go - it is a flat rate agreed upon in advance. I think Mr Bill would look silly in eyelashes, but imagine a pink handlebar mustache..... */;-)

[LibreOuMort]

Define “bling”...

[Tax-chick]

I’ll be at an overnight at church with the Cub Scouts, but I’ll tell your dad to leave some food and blankets out and the front door unlocked. Watch out for Jake!

Is Piper coming?

[Tax-chick]

“Shiny and sparkly.”

[Tax-chick]

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

Cats ...

[Tax-chick]

Also, your Dad wants to know how long you’re saying. (I guess I do, too, so I can get enough beer ;-).

[Monkey Face]

I had heard about the on-demand rides in the Seattle area, but not about the pink mustaches! LOL! But I guess they would be easy to spot.

I don’t plan on doing anything to the outside, except give it a good wax job and some Armor-All. :o] Well, except for a new license place frame. And the shift knob inside.

I’m also thinking about seat covers, but not any time soon.

[Monkey Face]

“bling” => shiny!

I saw a “rhinestone” encrusted plate frame and a gear shift knob, both in either clear or pink.

I had to get a steering wheel cover to lessen the heat (it’s hard to drive with burnt fingers) but it’s just a cheap-o black thing...utilitarian.

[Monkey Face]

Good kitteh!

Love me some.

[Monkey Face]

I have to go get my eyes measured this morning, and I’m not looking forward to it at all. I just don’t want to go anywhere. *sigh*