#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[null and void]

I actually did. I’m in mid niacin flush right now.

[moose07]

Mail :)

[Monkey Face]

Got it. Same to ya!

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Blessings to you, ‘Face. Prayers up for your staying on track with your meds.

[NicknamedBob]

"... depending on where I go we can fly down to Dallas and drive it back."

What are your thoughts about tricking it out with some new, low-profile headlights? It seems to me the aerodynamics of the car are totally spoiled when the headlights are up.

[Cyber Liberty]

There is no problem that cannot be solved with the proper application of explosives.

[NicknamedBob]

"There is no problem that cannot be solved with the proper application of explosives."

The correct formulation is: "There is no human problem for which Nature fails to offer a solution."

[moose07]

“There is no human problem for which Nature fails to offer a solution.”

Nature might offer solutions to problems, but,
Nature’s ‘Solutions’ are never as much fun as Man made ‘solutions’...for example :Nitro glycerine.
A Solution for all of mans problems.

[NicknamedBob]

"Nature’s ‘Solutions’ are never as much fun as Man made ‘solutions’ ..."

Exactly.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Do you have a pill box? It helps you keep track of what you took and when.

If the pills leave you muzzy headed a notebook when you jot down what you took and when is helpful.

[Cyber Liberty]

Nitro is the Universal Solvent. Just be sure to walk...slowly.

[Tax-chick]

The headlights are the coolest thing about it.

[Tax-chick]

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

If they didn’t spend time making a racing turtle, they could finish their deck.

[Tax-chick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I

[JoeProBono]

[TheOldLady]

Hell on wheels, and a racing stripe! It doesn’t get any better than that!

Who knew that turtles aren’t all that slow after all, given the correct equipment?

I love that one, Joe.

[Tax-chick]

Those turtles can scurry pretty fast without wheels, too.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I’ve had those days.