#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Tax-chick]

My uncle called last night and said Anoreth could have Dad’s 1984 Mazda RX-7, the Silver Bullet. He’s got it stashed in Dallas. Here’s a song that makes me think of my Dad and uncle: Ern would send the money and lawyers, and Dad would show up with the guns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vdwg5pV54

[Anoreth]

Probably when I transfer depending on where I go we can fly down to Dallas and drive it back. At some point this winter I’ll write a check so that he can finish whatever work it needs.

[Monkey Face]

WOW! That sounds so awesome! GO, Anoreth!!

[Tax-chick]

Oh, I think he’d get the work done as a favor to Dad. Ern has heaps of money.

[Anoreth]

Oh. Ok then.

[Monkey Face]

Several things I have learned/confirmed over the last few days, and while they may not seem important to “folks,” they are vitally important to me.

1. I absolutely MUST take my pills every morning, regardless of how rotten I feel.

2. I absolutely MUST have a water filter (Pur) on my faucet to prevent kidney problems.

3. If I miss my first dose of pills, I will suffer the consequences within 48 hours.

4. If I miss my second dose of pills, the suffering will be extended for at least 96 hours, if not longer.

5. No one is responsible for my well-being but me.

6. If I forget to order the proper pills in the proper amounts to get me through the month, it is MY responsibility; no one else’s.

7. I am not always aware of what my brain is doing, and because of that, I don’t always order the right pills in the right amounts for the entire month.

8. I apologize for #7.

9. I am beholden to anyone who has helped me through any rough spots, and I pray daily that the help that has been given will be returned ten-fold.

Thank you all for putting up with me...

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CRAP! I forgot to take my pills this morning!

[Tax-chick]

Do you have your standard order of pills and your schedule for taking them written up and stuck on the refrigerator?

[Cyber Liberty]

That focuses me. You know, I was trying to decide what explosive to use on the anthill....

Black powder? Big firecrackers with waterproof fuses? Aw, geesh. Decisions!

Then I remembered I have to hug and love my dear friend. You know, it’s not always bad....

{{{HUG}}}

(I am so dead if I forget my pills, so please remind me)

[Old Sarge]

*smooch* *pat on butt*

You’re doing fine, kiddo...

[Monkey Face]

You are SUCH a liar! LOL! I love you, man!

[Chode]

can you get your meds through mail order on a schedule?

[Monkey Face]

My pill order varies on how many pills are in the bottles that I need to order, which may explain why I “run out” when I thought I had it all “under control.”

As for the pills, amounts and times to be taken, yes, they are on the fridge. But if my brain is not “handy” then I am sunk.

Should I give you a list of the pills? At least that way, you can remind me or whatever.

Dang. This is really sucky, you know?

[Monkey Face]

I order my pills on payday (once a month) but if I’m not functioning on all pistons, I can miss a dosage that is vitally important to my functioning.

Thanks for asking!

[Cyber Liberty]

I blame the catz.

[Monkey Face]

I’m much better at reminding FRiends to take pills than I am to remember the ones I desperately need to function as a REAL PERSON!

[Monkey Face]

I have no catz to blame... *sob*

[moose07]

“I was trying to decide what explosive to use on the anthill....”

If in doubt...C4.

[Chode]

Prayers up...

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Chode! Prayers help me immensely! And I can use all the prayers I can get!