What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[null and void]

Erk! Clams got legs!

[now we have to kill her]

[null and void]

Yes, Bob. We need a tube system. (Whatever that is!)

The Tubes

[wyokostur]

You’re welcome!! Quite the talented bunch you got here.

[Darksheare]

It’s a work in progress.
We have some authors, some artistically talented types, family types, those here just to unwind and relax from the day, music, short story bits etc.
Oh, and my weaponised typos.

[FourtySeven]

Thanks for the welcome I look forward to a bright future in the Undead!

I’m glad typoes are free. The “summer of recovery” has hit me hard.

What about fat finger iPhone posts though?

[FourtySeven]

Thanks for the welcome! I saw “Dark..” In the to field and ASSumed “Darksheare”. Haha. What a way for the newbie of the group to make an impression!

< takes the pretty welcome doll and puts it in his collection >. You’d be amazed how many of these things fit in a dark, locked basement...oops did I type that out loud?

[Darksheare]

We file posts made from mobile devices under “Technology that is trying to kill us.”
Especially when autocorrect decides to chime in and gloober up your post.

[FourtySeven]

Autocorrect? What’s the queen of myriad xylophones? (Don’t ask what that started off as. Hehe)

[Darksheare]

The queen of a myriad of xylephones is the square root of one cowbell.
I think.

[Silentgypsy]

Thanks for the wave! I’ve had cowboy pilots and the dentist diagnosed bruxism (probably secondary to same). Soooo glad you arrived intact!

[Darksheare]

And in weird news: Beaver bites man to death.
Belarus, of course.

[no-to-illegals]

Another Welcome from this side of the keyboard. (Reaching through screen to shake your hand)

[Silentgypsy]

I knew someone who had a terrible crush on him. She made all sorts of overtures, and he was absolutely the nicest guy—he even got the phone book out to find her a place to stay when she had nowhere to go (lie). He’s a great loss.

[no-to-illegals]

Had an experience this A.M. Was not autocorrect; was more like Microsoft correct. No warning ... computer reboot ... was almost like a power surge. Had to wait as computer screen said ... update has taken place. The most interest thing was everything came back up and all was there and only connection lost was FR whereupon only logging back in was necessary. No gloober up the post for was posting at that time. Notice something else a few days back ... accidental closed all open windows, including FR. Though well no big deal will just log back in. Utilize always the setting of if leave FR am supposed to be logged out even on an accident. Opened FR and what do I know still logged in. Gremlins? Doubt will ever find out.

btw .. am East Bound and Down ... everyone. May each ones day be Great!

[no-to-illegals]

beautiful music from Jim .. and I forgive him for Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

[FourtySeven]

Thank you. < shakes hand in a manly yet sensitive manner >

[FourtySeven]

I believe you’re correct but I’ll have to ask my iPhone to be sure.

[FourtySeven]

I always liked Bad Bad Leroy Brown. He’s the baddest man in the whole dang town dangit!
(Do you know what autocorrect just suggested for “dangit”? “Sancti”. I think that’s some kind of blasphemy...)

[Darksheare]

Windoze AutoUpdate.
Microsofts way of telling you, ‘Yup, you’ve been on too long! Shoulda saved that file, ha ha!’

[Darksheare]

“Siri, are you evil?”

I’m not certain what you are talking about!
*car doorlocks dive, car accelerates uncontrollably.*