Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Erk! Clams got legs!
I should design the tube system for the planet.
Will continue to pop in. (((Hugs)))
Good one, Thomas!
{{HUGS}} Sg.
It’d work a lot better than what we have now.
Ah! (Sigh of relief.) As one who doesn’t usually arise much before the crack of noon, SYL. (Did everyone get off the plane while it was being repaired?)
Yes, Bob. We need a tube system. (Whatever that is!)
In other news, when I got off the plane and went ouside to wait for TC and Tom, I walked. Paced is more like it. After being held hostage in the terminal and being forced to listen to the screed on CNN on an endless loop, I had to walk. And I did, until I saw the Moby Van pull up the drive.
And here I am, bright and cherky!
I have no clue what the plans for today are, but so far, I’m going with the flow.
The bad news is that left my camera on the computer desk at home.
“Am Not” may still be in that supposedly doorless mirrored room in the basement.
Last I heard, Lead had taken their rightful place as leader of a celestial pantheon one dimension over after stomping the place flat and reordering it in their own image.
Though that last bit may be disinformation to lull the unwary.
It wouldn’t be right to leave you blundering about in the thread wilderness wondering where we were at.
It just took them forever to fix it, and folks were getting a wee bit testy.
It's good to be here! I waved as we flew bounced in, by the way!
Yikes.
I have yet to experience a flight like that, so far they’ve been pleasant.
Thanks!
I hope everybody got good and liquored up after that SNAFU in Memphis....
(So glad to hear you are in NC and safe!)
This one is dedicated to each of us. Welcome Home oh what a Welcome Home it Will Be ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPz5ML_XIQ0 ... Happy Tears for your arrival Face! We can avoid the Fire, Just step into the Rain, everyone!
One more and let us remember our flight here ... Time In A Bottle ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr-LzfEuuac
You can't spell 'sinister' without 'sister'...
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