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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Monkey Face
Thanks for the report! Glad to see you survived the holdup.
501 posted on 04/11/2013 4:51:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: null and void

Erk! Clams got legs!


502 posted on 04/11/2013 4:57:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker

I should design the tube system for the planet.


503 posted on 04/11/2013 5:06:30 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Will continue to pop in. (((Hugs)))


504 posted on 04/11/2013 5:10:33 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Good one, Thomas!


505 posted on 04/11/2013 5:13:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Silentgypsy

{{HUGS}} Sg.


506 posted on 04/11/2013 5:18:08 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob

It’d work a lot better than what we have now.


507 posted on 04/11/2013 5:18:27 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah! (Sigh of relief.) As one who doesn’t usually arise much before the crack of noon, SYL. (Did everyone get off the plane while it was being repaired?)


508 posted on 04/11/2013 5:20:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yes, Bob. We need a tube system. (Whatever that is!)

In other news, when I got off the plane and went ouside to wait for TC and Tom, I walked. Paced is more like it. After being held hostage in the terminal and being forced to listen to the screed on CNN on an endless loop, I had to walk. And I did, until I saw the Moby Van pull up the drive.

And here I am, bright and cherky!

I have no clue what the plans for today are, but so far, I’m going with the flow.

The bad news is that left my camera on the computer desk at home.


509 posted on 04/11/2013 5:21:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Admin Moderator; I Am Not A Mod; Lead Moderator

“Am Not” may still be in that supposedly doorless mirrored room in the basement.
Last I heard, Lead had taken their rightful place as leader of a celestial pantheon one dimension over after stomping the place flat and reordering it in their own image.
Though that last bit may be disinformation to lull the unwary.


510 posted on 04/11/2013 5:24:11 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: OddLane

It wouldn’t be right to leave you blundering about in the thread wilderness wondering where we were at.


511 posted on 04/11/2013 5:25:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Silentgypsy
We had no choice but to get off the plane, since the inside temperature was close to 100.

It just took them forever to fix it, and folks were getting a wee bit testy.

It's good to be here! I waved as we flew bounced in, by the way!

512 posted on 04/11/2013 5:27:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Yikes.
I have yet to experience a flight like that, so far they’ve been pleasant.


513 posted on 04/11/2013 5:28:23 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: wyokostur

Thanks!


514 posted on 04/11/2013 5:29:52 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face
And by the time we landed, everyone was happy!

I hope everybody got good and liquored up after that SNAFU in Memphis....

(So glad to hear you are in NC and safe!)

515 posted on 04/11/2013 5:31:00 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: everyone

This one is dedicated to each of us. Welcome Home oh what a Welcome Home it Will Be ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPz5ML_XIQ0 ... Happy Tears for your arrival Face! We can avoid the Fire, Just step into the Rain, everyone!


516 posted on 04/11/2013 5:35:53 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Operator, Could you Help Me Place This Call ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPu_G-T28iU&feature=fvwp&NR=1
517 posted on 04/11/2013 5:43:53 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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One more and let us remember our flight here ... Time In A Bottle ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr-LzfEuuac


518 posted on 04/11/2013 5:53:21 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

519 posted on 04/11/2013 5:55:04 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Darkchylde
I’m a lurker, sneaking is my specialty. ^_^

You can't spell 'sinister' without 'sister'...

520 posted on 04/11/2013 6:08:13 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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