What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Darksheare]

Why is there a mental image of a bunch of gnomes running around with assault rakes?

[ArGee]

‘Face says there’s a holdup in Memphis.

Too bad nobody's allowed to carry on the plane. They could handle that holdup fast, I imagine.

[ArGee]

You’re brilliantly annoying today, Ar!

Is that anything like being annoyingly brilliant.






Dang. I could hope, right?

[no-to-illegals]

Hold off ArG it's a trap. Biden is rumored to be outside in the limo. And those white coat guys ... let me just say they can come calling. Ask me and I'll tell you about that sometime.

[ArGee]

Listening to a Rich Mullins concert on YouTube while working and posting and all the other useless things I do. He just said, "We weren't given Scripture to prove we are right about everything. We were given Scripture to prove that God is right about everything and the rest of us are just guessing."

I miss Rich. I wish I'd known him.

[ArGee]

Ask me and I'll tell you about that sometime.

Oh, no. I'm not falling for that trap again.

[no-to-illegals]

It is sad ... sometimes we only get the memory of ...

[Darksheare]

By request:

Don't let FR hit a small bump!
Support FR today!

[no-to-illegals]

in ze mail in about two days.

[no-to-illegals]

I've postmarked meself. Will finally get a brief moment of rest with only me to have to contend with.

[Darksheare]

I have a clever disguise!

Nobody will ever know it's me!
See, I have a chair disguise.

[no-to-illegals]

I have to give meself a shower before boxing ‘em up to ship ‘em out. Don't want no smelly meself showing up in the mail. I've seen what can happen. First the package is drown. Package becomes smellier. Then the dogs come in and sniff and do whatever to mark the package. I don't like meself but I can't treat meself that way. Come on meself ... you is gonna get a shower and then I'll cook you dinner.

[no-to-illegals]

I'll save you some dinner Dark. Making fish, fries, fatback and gravy with sweet honey nectar tea. I promise nobody will sit on you!

[Roscoe Karns]

I’m going to read it when I get home. FR is too hard to read on my phone

[Darksheare]

I call dibs on the corner!

[Darksheare]

Copy that, I haven’t tried to read along from my phone yet.

[OddLane]

Thanks, Darks!

:0)

[Darksheare]

Welcome.
I looked at my list and noted: “Hey, Argee and Oddlane aren’t on my ping list.”
And then, “They are added NOW!”
*Thunderclap, evil laughter*

My work of weevil finished, I saved the file.

[Tax-chick]

Jake is bored with your weevil.

Soon I will load up several children and head (with some diversions) toward the airport, where I hope Monkey Face will arrive in the 7:00 - 8:00 time period. But first, some more food for Kathleen!

[no-to-illegals]

Sending {{HUG}} to Face.
Sending {{HUG}} to T-c for picking up Face.
I'll be around, though not around ... though
will be looking off and on rest of evening
for good news of Face being safely in our
Hornets Nest. The Hornets are very excited!