[no-to-illegals]

I've postmarked meself. Will finally get a brief moment of rest with only me to have to contend with.

[Darksheare]

I have a clever disguise!

Nobody will ever know it's me!
See, I have a chair disguise.

[no-to-illegals]

I have to give meself a shower before boxing ‘em up to ship ‘em out. Don't want no smelly meself showing up in the mail. I've seen what can happen. First the package is drown. Package becomes smellier. Then the dogs come in and sniff and do whatever to mark the package. I don't like meself but I can't treat meself that way. Come on meself ... you is gonna get a shower and then I'll cook you dinner.