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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: no-to-illegals

Field mice?


3,761 posted on 05/20/2013 1:35:55 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: All

Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!


3,762 posted on 05/20/2013 1:44:10 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I didn’t notice the missing “y” and “e” until you mentioned them.

That’s what I get for doing all my reading on Free Republic.

My brain auto-corrects the posts.


3,763 posted on 05/20/2013 2:03:05 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Monkey Face

**Loud whisper**

LOL+
Goodnight ‘Folks. :)


3,764 posted on 05/20/2013 2:14:42 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

Tomorry, Moosie! I’ll be waiting for your next weather report. Tornadoes are scary, but the Midwest has an awful lot of them.

Thanks for keeping watch!

*hug*


3,765 posted on 05/20/2013 2:22:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Gaaaaaaaah back atcha! I had another Elen Driving Event ... cheated death again. This time she turned left several times.


3,766 posted on 05/20/2013 2:24:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (They will hate it, but I don't care.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; moose07; stephenjohnbanker
"This time she turned left several times."

NASCAR training; I have no doubt of it.

3,767 posted on 05/20/2013 2:43:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; moose07; stephenjohnbanker

” NASCAR training; I have no doubt of it. “

Doesn’t hurt.


3,768 posted on 05/20/2013 2:51:52 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Tax-chick
Left turns, when being done in an otherwise empty vehicle, are left turns. If there is a passenger, the Left Turn becomes the potential Death Turn. WHich is why I'm such a nervous passenger!

But Elen needs to learn, and you are the victim teacher du jour. Take heart! Mothers have survived this phase!

3,769 posted on 05/20/2013 3:15:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob

Unless one lives somewhere totally square, like Oklahoma City, it’s hard to get to many destinations without ever turning left.


3,770 posted on 05/20/2013 3:33:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (They will hate it, but I don't care.)
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To: Tax-chick

If you live in Laz Begazzz, you can make right turns until the cows come home and still get where you want to go.

;o]


3,771 posted on 05/20/2013 3:41:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Like, back where you started!


3,772 posted on 05/20/2013 4:33:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick (They will hate it, but I don't care.)
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To: Tax-chick

You can get There, too! LOL!

I can make only right turns or left turns and go where I need to go and come back home again. It’s only because I’ve lived here so long, I know ALL the streets! LOL!


3,773 posted on 05/20/2013 4:52:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: TheOldLady

Mine does that to TOL before I post then the post is wrong ... ;(


3,774 posted on 05/20/2013 5:20:24 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy
Sweet Dreams Sg. {{{HUG}}} sent your way.
3,775 posted on 05/20/2013 5:21:44 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare
Thinking Red Squirrel ...
Hammy on caffeine in Over the Hedge
3,776 posted on 05/20/2013 5:24:12 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

That movie wasn;t worth watching...


3,777 posted on 05/20/2013 5:46:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: Monkey Face

That was why I loved it ... Hammy was my Hero.


3,778 posted on 05/20/2013 5:51:09 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

*groan*

G’nite, NtI!


3,779 posted on 05/20/2013 5:54:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: Monkey Face

{{{HUGS}}}


3,780 posted on 05/20/2013 6:01:12 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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