Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Drunken computer mice.
I’m going to have to incorporate that into a story somewhere.
I swear I keep the shine hidden from the mouse.
yep, should see the mouse if it takes a nip. Plumb crazy and then stores up cheese. Strange smell coming from mouse.
all of a sudden the mouse says ... sit down here and have a beer ... maybe should go offline and check this mouse with probes.
Eeep, hobo mouse.
Keep it away from the Thunderbird or the MD 20/20!
It may go into ranting hysterics after awhile.
[Unplug it and swap it with a respectable member of mouse society in tat case.]
I have to agree .. signing off to find a respectable mouse. Finding a respectable mouse may take a while. Weeks perhaps.
Check the drawer for the spare mice.
One may be trying to nap in there.
Nope that one drank the whole bottle.
Oh, it’s out cold for awhile.
well not exactly ... but I’m afraid to open the drawer.
that mouse (in the drawer) reminds me of a red squirrel on bath salts.
Red squirrel + bath salts = giggling mind squirrel attack.
BRB, heading outside for a walk.
[Uh oh, reminds me of a MOnty Python lead in.]
That red squirrel (mouse) is worse than that rabbit. Goes for the throat ever single time. That mouse took care of the rabbit in on bite.
missing y and e
It's that daggone tinfoil hat. I can't believe you didn't take it off when you went to bed! ;o]
We will overcome.
Some of us don’t want to knock youse off.
How.......do.......you......know......about.......the........tinfoil.........hat.........? :)
*whispers*
(How do you think I knew where to send the signals...? Your beeber has been stuned!)
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