Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I most graciously accept your belated birthday wishes! Thanks! (Even late ones are good!!)
*hug*
Thanks! I accept late wishes, as well as early ones! *HUGS*
An included Belated {{{HUG}}}
Thnaks!
(Darks must be lurking...)
Lurking, larking, and looking.
It’s all the same, right?
*closes dimensional tear in wall*
Spent last week looking for a car for the missus.
Possibly found one.
Now I just need to get her to the car.
Easier said than done.
“(Darks must be lurking...)”
I had that feeling the other day,
That being watched feeling, and the whiff of coffee coming out of the computer’s speaker ports.
Plus the incessant typsos!
Yeah, I saw the typos.
I just wasn’t in a position to apologize for them.
Typsos are Darks’ hallmark entrance gimmick.
In the beginning of the Undead Thread (before it WAS the Undead Thread) we tried to take the thread to the End of the Internet and succeeded. It was during that time that I learned that when Darks lurked, I made massive amounts of typsos.
And each time, I would say, “Darks! I know you’re there!” and hey, presto! There he was...blushing furiously...he sed.
;o]
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O hai. My feet hurt.
My brain hurts. I didn’t fall asleep until 0330, and then I had to make one more trip downtown to the traffic court with Himself because we (I) could find nothing on the website about the parking ticket dismissal.
*sigh*
It wasn’t there because it had been “closed/dismissed” but the website just said “nothing by that number can be found.” What does that mean to someone who is worried about a possible warrant?
So, I have a print-out of the status and will keep it forever. (GAH!)
Well, it IS embarrassing to see typos appear simply because you’re lurking or reading along while at work.
[Or signed in with the tread up while you’re away...]
But I always “knew” you were there, even before the typsos became epidemic. Which may explain why we share dreams...
A few months ago I started getting ‘pings’ in my sleep when someone had pinged me on FR.
The first time I woke up an checked on my ‘Beeber like device’, there it was!
Second
Third
Fourth
It stopped being funny when the freepathon started.
Managed to stop it happening by powering off the ‘Beeber like device’ at night.
There where no internet connections running at the time, so how?
Well, yes.
I seem to have an aura of presence that gives me away.
My mouse does that too.
It’s one of those laser mice, and it bounces around the screen if the laser pickup thinks the mouse has been lifted or tilted.
Or, in my case, the neoprene mousepad fabric is gimped and the mouse reads that as some drastic motion.
*Mouse warp*
I cover all the bases. First, Second, Third, and Home. Dang, need more for this field. Mouse is having fun though.
Probably emulating a maze running biologic mouse.
Or, if it isn’t a laser mouse, the rollers may need to be cleaned.
Those lazer mouse do a lot of tilting. I swear my mouse must have found something alcoholic to drink.
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