What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[Silentgypsy]

Adorable!

Good morning! Cloudy here.

[Monkey Face]

UNGH! Too early for that! Besides: It’s Monday!

[Silentgypsy]

Lol!

[no-to-illegals]

Checking in everyone to say Good Morning.

My apology Face. Am a week later (nearly) with
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[no-to-illegals]

I have to take care of my wife "until death do we part".

I like your attitude Bob. One question ... If our wives knock us off, should we haunt them?

[no-to-illegals]

Please keep the movie reviews coming. I’ll never find time to watch a movie. Am trying though.

[no-to-illegals]

The winning answer would have been “Me and Bobby McGee.”

Oh well ... will try to do better next time.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. It is not exactly raining here.

[no-to-illegals]

When lost I tends to yell for help. Nobody shows up though.

[no-to-illegals]

liquid sunshine

[Tax-chick]

Not exactly that, either.

[no-to-illegals]

Shucks ... and was so hoping for some liquid for nourishment. Guess will have to make soup.

[Tax-chick]

That reminds me, I need to heat some soup. Onion-pepper-garlic-zucchini!

[Tax-chick]

It’s green.

[no-to-illegals]

Green? Is there money in the pot?

[ArGee]

I took a week off, but you all seem to have survived.

Good news and bad news, I guess.

Happy belated birthday, Face.

[NicknamedBob]

"If our wives knock us off, should we haunt them?"

Why wait? I'm haunting her now.

When she comes into the kitchen, and I'm already there, she jumps in startlement. Am I not supposed to venture into the kitchen?

[no-to-illegals]

I like your attitude Bob.

[ArGee]

We wait because if there’s no difference between the before and after, there’s less dis-incentive to knocking us off.