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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Silentgypsy

You’re welcome. They looked tasty to me, too.


3,401 posted on 05/15/2013 2:27:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
"I love zeroes and ones..."

In binary particularly, without zeroes to mark the place, just where would one be?

3,402 posted on 05/15/2013 3:33:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Monkey Face

3,403 posted on 05/15/2013 4:48:39 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

Thanks, Sis!!!


3,404 posted on 05/15/2013 5:12:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face

Love ya!


3,405 posted on 05/15/2013 6:04:05 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

The good news is: Saturday evening, I get to meet my new G-grandbaby! I am excited!

Film at 11:00!


3,406 posted on 05/15/2013 6:06:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face
Though I’m sure you had no clue!

Yeah, I know. You aren't the first person that said I was clueless... ;-)

3,407 posted on 05/15/2013 6:26:37 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: null and void
along comes Mary..

I see what you mean..

3,408 posted on 05/15/2013 6:38:49 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

You doubted me?


3,409 posted on 05/15/2013 6:47:57 PM PDT by null and void (The motto of all liberals is "Using your guilt and your gelt we can get away with anything!")
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob
If it were all zeroes,


3,410 posted on 05/15/2013 6:56:36 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: null and void
does have that Association...

But only on days when it's Windy...

3,411 posted on 05/15/2013 7:01:46 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

LOL!

I meant about a birthday song, Silly Boy! ;o])

It was such a wonderful surprise that I put it on my Wish List at Amazon. I’m not sure if I can get it as a birthday present, but it will be mine before the summer is over!

Thanks again for the memories!


3,412 posted on 05/15/2013 7:03:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

And Justin Bieber thought he had a patent on his low-brow hair “do.” *tsk-tsk*

What a flashback! LOL! I DO have that CD. I’ve been trying, over the years to replace the LPs that I had to give up, but there are some that are way beyond my power to purchase.

Working on it, though!!!


3,413 posted on 05/15/2013 7:11:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hey there!

Happy Birthday, MonkeyFace!

:-)


3,414 posted on 05/15/2013 7:15:13 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God Bless America)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Awwwww! Thanks! Where have you been? We have missed you here, though I know “some folks” have REAL lives! LOL!

It’s good to see you again!

*hug*


3,415 posted on 05/15/2013 7:24:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s good to be back.

My Real Life has given me a slight reprieve, of a sort.

Glad to see you’re having a good birthday!

:-)


3,416 posted on 05/15/2013 7:49:15 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God Bless America)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I liked it.


3,417 posted on 05/15/2013 7:49:48 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: pax_et_bonum

My birthday is made better by the fact that so many FRiends remembered me, no matter what forum they were on! LOL!

I can’t ask for a better gauge of how much I have impressed people with my genuine desire to let them know I CARE!

Thank you again for remembering! It means a lot to me!

XOXO

*hug*


3,418 posted on 05/15/2013 7:55:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s easy to see how much you are loved.

:-)


3,419 posted on 05/15/2013 7:57:34 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God Bless America)
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To: Monkey Face
Silly Boy! ;o])

Of course I knew that.. but it fit ;-)

I could have greeted you with this song on your Birthday Morning, but can't do 'em all! ('Course it is OK to listen to it now even if the time is off. It's probably Washington's fault..)

Now that I seem to be stuck in a '60s playback mode courtesy of some Association(s) I found along the way I'm doing the "I have (had?) that on vinyl... Still a bunch of those round black grooved things around here somewhere, but don't know which 'stack' of tubs they're in..

And now that the day is mostly done, truly hope your B'day was blessed!

3,420 posted on 05/15/2013 7:59:40 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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