Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
The name does have that Association...
After the annoyances of old age we can rest in the ground.
Is today Anoreth’s Birthday too?
Thanks, SG!
No, and it’s probably not her dog Piper’s birthday, either. I just thought they could admire the cake.
That's a possibility, but I found nothing to indicate that.
Afternoon. I sort of fell asleep.
A luxury few of us have.
It normally means life is going well for you, or poorly.
I’m waiting to hear that Epic Fail has finished his lawn job. Swim team practice starts tonight. How they expect people to eat supper, I don’t know. Sally ran out of free passes on disobedience and got her Friday night plans cancelled.
Bill cleaned his room and found some cool stuff, as well as a fair amount of cash. Having worked himself into a dainty fluster of tiny furiousness, he went off to the gym. Hopefully he’ll get confirmation about his summer job there, or he’ll be applying for fast food, retail, and “kennel help.”
Ohno! The Evil Sleeps Attacked! OI!
I had a minor meltdown. My feet are back to normal, but the rest of me is wonky. Stress...
But I will SURVIVE this! :o])
LOL! At the Elusive Bill!
Perhaps he could join the Great Unwashed Masses “making millions at home,” as Seen on TV!
Looking for a job in fast food, retail and “kennel help” could be the making of young Mr. Elusive Bill.
I’ll be awaiting further news!
Of course you will. You’re a pioneer woman in your prime!
I’d love him to be doing kennel help ;-).
My Epic Fail Lawn Service started at 12, using other people’s lawn mowers until he had earned enough to buy his own. At that point, he earned and saved enough to buy himself a B&W TV and a 13-speed bike.
He was never without lawn/yard work, and did things such as digging ditches and helping install sprinkler systems. That early experience has stood him well over time. When times are lean, he not only does yard work but repairs mowers of all sizes and even does some generator repair.
Your Epic Fail Lawn Service should focus on the goal, not the job...$$$$
LOL! I’m sometimes dismayed, but never beaten. The glass is always half-full! (Even when it’s empty of Restorative!)
This has been an all-day lawn job. I assume they fed him.
Your cakes were totally gorgeous! Thank you!
If it were all zeroes, you probably wouldn’t find anything.
‘Xactly.
I love zeroes and ones...
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