Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
My late sis-in-law used bluebirds as her symbol. The cake is somehow fitting! :o])
When I was a kid I was taught the vowels were A, E ,I, O, U and sometimes Y and W.
I never found a teacher who could cite a single example of "w" as a vowel and had to settle for vacuum, continuum and residuum as examples of "double u" (uu) as a vowel.
It was several decades before I discovered a couple English words with an actual "w" as a vowel.
The subverted robots are like Nigel
HOLLY They call it The Tank. There was an inmate population of four-hundred, all being transported to Adelphi 12. Presumably, they've all been resurrected too.Simply test with a rare earth magnet...
LISTER What are they like? No don't tell me, I already know. They're all deranged, hairy no-lobes with breath like old nappies, arms like toilet walls... scum of the universe. They're all like that, aren't they?
HOLLY Well, the nice ones are, yeah. Hang on, I've got one of them on file somewhere. Here we go:[HOLLY's image is replaced by:]
NIGEL I'm Nigel. I'm nice!
[HOLLY re-appears]
HOLLY See what I mean? They're not all headbangers. Nige is lovely, though he does tend to get a bit narky if you go too close to him with a magnet.
Dogs have birthdays, too.
Tax-chick ~ When I sing Gregorian Chant, I use the Mexican pronunciation.
I stick with English:
Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely
Someone calls on me
And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse
And curse those faults in me
And then along comes Mary...
And so do KATZ!! And boids.
:o])
We had to learn Gregorian chants in Catholic school. The school is still there, but it is now owned by BYU and is used as the Law Building.
I like chants. I think I have a CD of them somewhere...;o]
If your day is brighter, we’re happy too.
{{{{{HUGS}}}}} back atcha!
LOL!
Thanks, Nully!
You are ALL the besr FRiends in the world, and the best friends, as well! Thanks for being a part of my life!
XOXO
You’re right, dear Moosie.
Many people have been killed by flour explosions in mill silos.
The solution, then, obviously, is to create a vacuum. Everybody, BREATHE IN!!!!!!!!!!
Post molestam senectutem
Nos habebit humus.
They molested the poor old people with a middle eastern chickpea dish. I did great in latin.
Good morning!
Maybe your cereal is in binary.
Good morning! I have been to Walmart, and took Epic Fail Lawn Service, the mower, the weedeater, and the gas cans to a paying job.
Happy Birthday, ‘Face!
Reportedly, Mary makes everything OK.
OK, off to do chores! SYL
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