Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I shall henceforth avoid even flying over Mpfs. It is a boil on the armpit of TN. I would have said “a pain in the neck,” but my opinion is actually a lot lower. ;o]
My A/C was on when I got home, so I guess summer has hit Vegas. :o])
I am skipping the wine tonight and moving straight to apple brandy.
Mr. Sg sank the corn, beans and squash into the garden today. One of our neighbors was having pressure-washer problems and brought the machine over for Mr. Sg to repair. Too late did we find out that this gentleman had no squash plants in his garden. However, he does know the minister who carted off the plantlings, so he'll probably contact him. Mr. Sg completed the repair. Another good day!
I took some photos of some pretty mountains while I was “sight-seeing.” Tomorrow, they will all be on photobucket, and I will share.
I’m sorry about the Trudeau pox. At least we don’t have to worry about another four years of Zero. We just have to worry about who is going to carry the Torch for America...
I’ve never had apple brandy. It sounds very good!
I would like to try some apple brandy...where can I get some? Does we like it? Is it eatable?
And I’ll drink to that with whatever I have at the moment!
Hi, You! How are things with you and yours?
If you can swallow, you can eat it.
But keep in mind that a little goes a long way. That first swallow should tell you that!
I am, by odd coincidence, drinking a beer. The situation called for it. By name. Aloud.
This is the kind I am fond of.
Things are going. A bit hectic lately. Trying to get the house in shape to sell so we can join the great Bear Family Migration.
I’ve had apple brandy. At my homeplace in Misssouri, it’s only the list of beverages known as “cough medicine.”
Your description of Trudeau fils could apply to some young Bush-type guys. George W. was better than his father, imo, but the rest of them should go get a real job!
Usually.
And after a couple of glasses you start not minding the cough that much.
Sedatives ease your cough, if you take enough.
I think the cough issues had to do with my grandmother’s not having cleaned since the 1970s, but ... whatever. Cough medicine was for sale in the package store in Macon.
I could make anything go a long way -— away. Today, at least. I’m still working on trying to unlax (as my brothers called it) so I’m here, sounding stupid.
I think I need to drink something more so I can only sound drunk instead of stupid. Er...
I will check at the local “cough syrup store” when my wallet is a little fatter. Right now, I have to settle for Arbor Mist. *kof-kof*
Never heard of it. But while I was in Tejas, I developed a taste for a cinnamon Schnapps named “Hot Damn.” Smooth!!!
Ohman. Did all my peeps leave me? Just when I needed some home comfort? *sigh*
*crickets*
Try deep breaths. Try searching Youtube for “ForestryProf” and watching his forestry lectures, and the Soil Orders Song. Trees are neat, really. And soil, uh’huh.
I’d DarksFax you some Scotch, if I could, but we don’t have enough amperage in our average suburban electrical grid.
I'm about to. Tomorrow is another month.
"Mischief managed."
I don't like what they call "dry" and I call "sour" wines.
Welp.
I surfed facebook because the nieces and nephews are there, but I have to access so doggone many pages...prolific bunch, my family is.
Ann went to her grave with a LARGE legacy. It will grow exponentially in the next few years, and I won’t know anyone.
The night of the viewing (Friday) we went to the youngest boy’s house, and I was finally able to get a DRINK. I wish I had had a flask, because I sure needed it the next day.
Still, they know more about me now, and I think I will hear from more of them in the future. It’s all good!
*slurp*
*glup*
*aaaaahhh*
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