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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Conspiracy Guy

yay me.


1,801 posted on 04/24/2013 4:42:25 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

And GzzzzBzzz King of Bees rushed forth from the Airconditioing unit to greet everyone with his mighty stinger!


1,802 posted on 04/24/2013 5:08:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy
"And GzzzzBzzz King of Bees rushed forth from the Airconditioing unit to greet everyone with his mighty stinger! "

Male bees don't have stingers.

"Look on my workzzz, ye mighty, and dezzzpair!"

1,803 posted on 04/24/2013 5:16:35 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy
Obviously GzzzzBzzz is overcompensating.
Truly a colossal wreck.
It all started with that nectar addiction.
1,804 posted on 04/24/2013 5:20:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

I keel de bees


1,805 posted on 04/24/2013 5:21:04 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Male bees don’t but male wasps do. Why dat?


1,806 posted on 04/24/2013 5:22:28 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Why does that remind me of the crocs from Mr. Pastis comic?


1,807 posted on 04/24/2013 5:32:18 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

You’ve got me. I don’t know anything about Mr. Pastis comic.


1,808 posted on 04/24/2013 5:36:38 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

It’s “Pearls Before Swine” by Stephan Pastis.
[Who writes himself into the strip, usually being abused by the character of “rat” for his bad puns.]


1,809 posted on 04/24/2013 5:51:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
1800


1,810 posted on 04/24/2013 6:10:00 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
"Male bees don’t but male wasps do. Why dat?"

Because wasps are the Samurais of the hymenoptera world.

Bees are just peasants. Or peasbees, if you prefer.

1,811 posted on 04/24/2013 6:35:29 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
King of Wasps
1,812 posted on 04/24/2013 6:43:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Darksheare

NOTORIOUSLY bad puns. Take’s all but the last frame in the strip to do setup, then drops the stinker in the last frame; often resulting in bodily injury.

I must admit, though, I’m hooked on the line “Heeyy Zeeba nayhbaa!” Just sort of rolls off the tongue...


1,813 posted on 04/24/2013 7:32:45 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Cultures succumb not to ideas, but to superior cultures. Invoke the "Super Culture." Matt. 9:38)
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To: NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; Monkey Face; Anoreth; Darksheare; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; ...

When bromides attack...

http://whenchemistsattack.com/2008/08/13/aluminum-bromide/


1,814 posted on 04/24/2013 7:37:47 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Cultures succumb not to ideas, but to superior cultures. Invoke the "Super Culture." Matt. 9:38)
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To: HKMk23

1,815 posted on 04/24/2013 7:40:17 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: NicknamedBob
Bees are just peasants. Or peasbees, if you prefer.

I think of them as beeons...

1,816 posted on 04/24/2013 7:50:41 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; HKMk23; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Who writes himself into the strip ..."

What a terrible idea. No good can come of it.

1,817 posted on 04/24/2013 8:00:46 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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1,818 posted on 04/25/2013 3:07:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; TheOldLady; Anoreth; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; ColdOne; fanfan; ...

1,819 posted on 04/25/2013 4:12:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Silentgypsy

Sounds like mallsheimers. That’s when you come out of the mall and you can’t remember where you parked your car.


1,820 posted on 04/25/2013 4:49:33 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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