Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Yeah, that could work.
But in the new improved Obama edition, all moves are possible if you feel it is right...
Ok, I'm going back outside...
Worst hide-n-seek player, EVER!!!
Back from court. Ungh.
I have to go to DMV tomorrow and get a copy of the Authorization letter for the placard. Then copy both placards, my DL, my original letter, the original ticket, etc.
Now, if I had learned all this BEFORE I went to court, I could have taken care of it before I ever left for NC. *sheesh* What a bunch of red tape idiocy.
I will put the copies in the mail tomorrow, from the DMV and let the courts take care of it. They need to make up their minds. I wrote to them, asking if I could handle it by mail, and the answer was “no because you are a local,” and today, we were told that we didn’t have to come in again, but could mail it. They need to make up their minds.
GRRRRRR!
That's the best part about being a judge. You don't even need to have one to begin with.
That way, no matter what you do it is wrong...
No judges. Just drones in windows, like the DMV.
What I want to know is how it became “Traffic COURT.” It should have been handled by mail, but the website is lacking information for disabled individuals. Like, the PWDs need to hobble through hoops to get any attention. Right. Wait till I contact ADA offices....
UNNGGHHHH!
Yah, well, see, I like the ADA, and I’m going to contact them about this. The Justice Court’s website doesn’t offer anything specific about disabled people...just generalities, such as “contact them for further information.” I tried that and was blown off because I was a “local.”
I took the letter with me, and it was only because of that letter, I’m sure, that she told me it could be handled in the mail.
Well, as mentioned, it was drek.
Published in 1978 as a “novelette”, it was shown in the pages of Asimov’s little publication at the time.
Tristan, when he met little miss Beaky, did what any furry idiot would do upon meeting some strange squeeking thing in acage.
He sniffed her.
She applied the Beak of DOOOOM to his nose, and he’s bee terrified of her ever since.
She, however, likes his fur and wants to snuggle up in his fuzziness.
[He was asleep long enough once for her to preen and fluff all cuddled up on his side. He awoke with a start and did the cat equivalent of a scared mindless scream straight from a horror movie.]
The thread pulled messages are SO going to be the next Undead Thread if a worthy victim doesn’t come along.
I don’t blame him, it could have been Talky Toaster!
I.. uh...don’t believe so.
*checks for whether his nightmares are influencing reality*
I toast, therefore I am, eh? That’s better than mine. Mine goes, “I am, therefore I am toast.”
You toast, therefore, you are what you eat.
Don’t we all love our government?
All that requires is time. Besides, you can save it for future use at any time... ;-)
Speaking of threads, has anyone noted that the dude tossing the rock at the glass door in the 'intro' looks a lot like one of these perps?
Again going outdoors... ;-)
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