Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Just like life.
I wouldn't mind the loose ends so much if people didn't leave them on the sidewalk where I keep tripping on them.
I used to love Sci Fi, but it got sort-of predictable so I moved on. I don't read nearly enough any more - it's too much of a pain to lug a book around all the time. I'm this close to getting a tablet with a book app.
DId you see/hear what happened at Charlotte Motor Speedway?
The fiberglass body of one of the NHRA cars (looked like a FunnyCar) flew off and landed in the crowd. Sound spectacular, in view of the fact that that drag strip is four lanes wide.
I just saw a small clip, but can’t seem to find it on any of the speed/sports networks.
We were “cold” here today also, never getting above 16 Celsius (low 60’s?). Nothing a bit of hot cider and some beddy-bye won’t cure.
That'll do.
Thank you!!! I now have an excuse for the stupid things I say and do.
Assuming I can state it so cogently when I need it.
Put it in writing early in the morning, like I did, and you and always refer back to it. LOL!
Ah... Friends at play. Refreshing!
B-12
BINGO!!!
Interesting. I was wondering whether people would assume Bingo or Battleship.
We can be sure we’re not going to play Scrabble as most of us can’t remember how to spell bhgllrgth - or however you spell it.
Vietnam police seize 53 king cobras from car
No, I haven’t seen much news recently. I’m sure it was quite a shock to the people who thought they were just observers!
Now that’s a bit much. Pythons are one thing, but over 50 cobras!
53 Cobras probably weigh less than 53 Pythons.
Depending, of course, on the ages of the snakes.
And how recently they’ve eaten.
Oh, dear. What’s that in the baby’s mouth?
Probably more like: Dear, where’s the baby?
Yes! I take my B-12 every day.
Good point. Fortunately, we don’t have a python at the moment.
B-12 isn’t a possible move in Battleship. It’s a 10X10 grid.
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