Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
What the hell is that tentacle thing coming out of the tray?
That was truly a funny bit....and very elucidating too
It was just one of those days and I thought it was faster than shaving.
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that concludes our sordid fictional tale
I have one question. What fictional tale?
That’s how they make those firework snakes.
If you make a pan of it, well.. it looks like Cthulhu is coming for you.
I’ve been around FR long enough to remember the days when posts were pulled because they had too many images. Almost everybody had dial-up 28.8kps modems (the richer among us had 33.6kps Sportsters) and we would all squawk when images would cause our pages to take 2-3 minutes to load.
Thanks.
It was one of those mad moments when you go, “You know, we haven’t had a pure humor thread outside of the Friday Silliness in awhile. *crack knuckles* Yeah, I’m stupid, *click/ posted!*”
Yeah, I should have put [image heavy] in teh title.
*Drats, stupid stupid stupid!*
Present. But it looks f i n e fine.
I guess that works.
LOL.
i always wondered what happened... RIP to past Freepers
Do note that this is the first, and likely only time that the Undead Thread will be “Self Posted” by one of us.
I doubt we’d be able to pull off another “Demented trhead” like this without some trouble.
Especially with my typos.
Are we home? Is this our home now? Where’s Flying Castle and the rest of the gang? When can we ping everybody? Can we see our friends now? What are you doing, Darks?
Where is everybody?
I just spent the day doing laundry, reporting two zots, and making soap.
Tired now... zzzz zzzz zzzz z z z z z f.c b
Nice thread. It’s going to be a classic post.
The giant saw is rather disconcerting.
It could use a pretty girl.
“If you make a pan of it, well.. it looks like Cthulhu is coming for you.”
That’s exactly what I thought it was. Cthulhu, not fireworks...
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