What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Silentgypsy]

“Tomorrow Man” sounds like fun. Thx!

[Silentgypsy]

How’d the job fair go?

[ArGee]

This is, indeed, a freat gorum.

[ArGee]

I thought “Tomorrow man” was the response to “When do you think you’ll have that done?”

[Silentgypsy]

Who needs atnideperssnats when you cna just coem here? (I like your typsos better thna mine.)

[Silentgypsy]

Family dynamics. *sigh* You can’t do anything but go with the flow.

[Monkey Face]

Boye brand.

[Monkey Face]

You can get them at Walmart.

[ArGee]

Fippling lettres is different from fipping phloenemes.

OK. Off to shake my tower. Then a ball smeakfast followed by a wisk bralk.

[Silentgypsy]

Good morning!

[Silentgypsy]

I wasn't posting last night because Jake was on the keyboard.

I wasn't posting last night because I had 24 hours left on a digital library book and, if you don't finish reading it, it dematerializes.

[Silentgypsy]

Have you heard that prairie dogs need a lot of attention?

[Silentgypsy]

*sincker*

[JoeProBono]

[Silentgypsy]

Mine is Boye also, but they only included instructions for a hat and an invitation to purchase a book and dvd. Hmmmm.

[ArGee]

Great, now I’m hungry again.

[Silentgypsy]

Maybe it’s a good idea to get two at a time?

[Silentgypsy]

Me, too.

[null and void]

Did you ever shred cheese into that Rotel stuff and nuke it?

Haven't yet, plan to some day. I usually use it in stews, etc.

Do you have to have asbestos mouth to eat the new flavor?

Probably. One can in a medium stew made it near my upper limit. Ratboy loved it.

[null and void]

I want easy cleanup. Sheesh!

So do serial killers. Sheesh!