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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: TheOldLady

“Tomorrow Man” sounds like fun. Thx!


1,181 posted on 04/18/2013 7:03:16 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: null and void

How’d the job fair go?


1,182 posted on 04/18/2013 7:04:24 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

This is, indeed, a freat gorum.


1,183 posted on 04/18/2013 7:05:37 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I thought “Tomorrow man” was the response to “When do you think you’ll have that done?”


1,184 posted on 04/18/2013 7:06:57 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

Who needs atnideperssnats when you cna just coem here? (I like your typsos better thna mine.)


1,185 posted on 04/18/2013 7:07:18 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face

Family dynamics. *sigh* You can’t do anything but go with the flow.


1,186 posted on 04/18/2013 7:12:37 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Boye brand.


1,187 posted on 04/18/2013 7:13:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Silentgypsy

You can get them at Walmart.


1,188 posted on 04/18/2013 7:14:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Fippling lettres is different from fipping phloenemes.

OK. Off to shake my tower. Then a ball smeakfast followed by a wisk bralk.


1,189 posted on 04/18/2013 7:25:53 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Good morning!


1,190 posted on 04/18/2013 7:28:21 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick
I wasn't posting last night because Jake was on the keyboard.

I wasn't posting last night because I had 24 hours left on a digital library book and, if you don't finish reading it, it dematerializes.

1,191 posted on 04/18/2013 7:32:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: JoeProBono

Have you heard that prairie dogs need a lot of attention?


1,192 posted on 04/18/2013 7:34:20 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: ArGee

*sincker*


1,193 posted on 04/18/2013 7:36:50 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

1,194 posted on 04/18/2013 7:38:01 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Monkey Face

Mine is Boye also, but they only included instructions for a hat and an invitation to purchase a book and dvd. Hmmmm.


1,195 posted on 04/18/2013 7:41:27 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Great, now I’m hungry again.


1,196 posted on 04/18/2013 7:44:35 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: JoeProBono

Maybe it’s a good idea to get two at a time?


1,197 posted on 04/18/2013 7:44:41 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: ArGee

Me, too.


1,198 posted on 04/18/2013 8:08:27 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy
Did you ever shred cheese into that Rotel stuff and nuke it?

Haven't yet, plan to some day. I usually use it in stews, etc.

Do you have to have asbestos mouth to eat the new flavor?

Probably. One can in a medium stew made it near my upper limit. Ratboy loved it.

1,199 posted on 04/18/2013 8:28:46 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Silentgypsy
I want easy cleanup. Sheesh!

So do serial killers. Sheesh!

1,200 posted on 04/18/2013 8:30:26 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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