Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
All that from a peanutbutter(anjelly)sammich?
Yes, I lived there, from 2001 to 2004. Not my idea of a fun place, but it seems someone there “needed” me, so I went. I didn’t like the place, but it was where I could do the most good.
I never did get into Ciudad Acuna, nor did I visit the winery.
See? I knew that. ;o]
Hi, there!
I found a new 2012 GTI for about 3 grand less than a new 2013, so I will probably get that. It’s white and it has all the possible amenities including a sunroof.
White isn’t my favorite color, but for $3,000 less I will live with it.
If I get my housing allowance in before the end of May I will buy the GTI then. That’s really all I’m waiting for. I have the required down payment in the bank now that my tax return has come in. I just need the housing allowance every month to make the payment I want.
I’m probably going to get a USAA loan to make it easier to make payments underway and so on.
Just make sure you can meet all the costs! A 2012 should be a good buy.
Akeem, I think.
White isn't my favorite color either, but it's my favorite vehicle color. White keeps the solar heat at bay, diverts attention from the law, and is usefully nondescript.
One day, a visitor asked in some surprise, while taking in the number of vehicles parked in my driveway, "Are all these vehicles yours?"
"Only the white ones," I replied.
Not basketball. “Bubba” Smith.
The athletically gifted 6’ 7” Charles Aaron “Bubba” Smith played defensive end / defensive tackle for the National Football League’s Baltimore Colts (1967-1971), Oakland Raiders (1973-1974), and Houston Oilers (1975-1976). After the conclusion of his football career, Smith moved into a TV & film career...
Born:
Charles Aaron Smith
February 28, 1945 in Orange, Texas, USA
Died:
August 3, 2011 (age 66) in Baldwin Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA
From IMDB, by the way.
Note that birth date.
YES! I knew someone would know that! Thanks, Bob!
I was trying not to note the birthdate, Bob, espicially since I got hit on by a taxi driver last night who was younger than my youngest child. I broke his anticipatory heart when I told him I had just become a great-grandma!
And just now, one of my neighbors told me I wasn’t old enough to be a gg-ma because I “didn’t have wrinkle” on my face! LOL!
Tell ‘em, TC...the wrinkles are THERE!
[face stuck in computer screen, raises hand, waves]
As an erstwhile science fiction writer, I think long on what extending the human lifespan will mean.
It doesn’t mean wrinkles.
Just as an example: A twelve-year old boy, with his smooth skin and noticeable peach-fuzz, represents about six generations of ‘possums. Those huge marsupial wood rats age and die off with astonishing rapidity.
Waving back...
By the way, did you know I was a great-gramma, as of April 13th?
As for ‘possums, I think they are over-rated. For wood rats.
I’ve always had to do the math when it comes to my age. When putting it on paper, I have to think of when I was born and figure it out...I’ve NEVER believed I was any particular age: Just MY age! LOL!
WOO-HOO!
Congratulations! I knew it was coming, but I’ve not been on FR much at all since last Friday. Everyone’s healthy, I presume?
As far as I know. Baby Elena had to be delivered by C-Section, but for now, the dad is home and helping to care for mom and baby. I’ve volunteered my services to help, but I don’t know when they will want me. In the meantime, I’m DYING to hold that little bundle that is straight from Heaven!
(She was born on Saturday, the 13...the same date as my first grandchild, her uncle. It is awesome to be able to remember them both on the same day!)
“I was Cesarean born.
You can’t really tell.
Although...
...whenever I leave a house I go out through a window.”
— Steven Wright, Comedian
LOL!
If it worked for Ceasar, it will work for Elena! She may be more like her dad than we know!
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