No Tinfoil needed

[envisio]

Liar Liar pants on fire.

[jsanders2001]

It’s just a liberal idiot posting a prank story trying to get his jollies

[momtothree]

I’m sorry but for a cajun.. you sound like a wuss. I’m so scared and WTF? IBTZ.

[Responsibility2nd]

I thought we already had the OFST today.

Oh well. Kitty is amused.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

If they come to my place, I'll simply grab my cell phone and promptly call my friend on the local PD and let him know there are federalies on my property asking questions about the guns I may or may not own...and would he be interested in stopping by?

I'd be interested to see how quickly the federalies leave...or try to get stinky about it.

[Fightin Whitey]

Same exact thing happened to me!

Right down to the Texas license plates, the DHS lettering—I think it might even have been the same two guys!

I gotta say, this gun & violence & public safety business has been a-weighing on me too, and as they stood there I had a moment of clarity.

They were right! I’ve been wrong! Obama is king!

Hell, I opened my gun safe and the couple of false panels in my shop, and I gave them everything! Every last weapon, every last cartridge and shotshell, all my cleaning supplies-—I even threw in the gun safe!

You can’t imagine the weight off my shoulders. Free at last! Free at last! Now I don’t ever have to worry about accidental discharges, or theft, or about these poor overworked government agents ever having to come to my house again!

I don’t even have to worry about untimely boating mishaps no more!

[Pan_Yan]

I used to own some baby killers but someone told me slavery is wrong so I let them go.

[liberalh8ter]

I have only told a couple of close friends i trust

Tell me, what made you decide we are all your new, trustworthy friends?

[Darksheare]

Is this Undead Thread fodder?
I’m confuzzled.

[WakeUpAndVote]

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[Desron13]

"Is it a semi auto or do you have the full auto kit?"

From the tone of his post it makes me wonder if he doesn't have the ultra illegal stealth version that looks like an antique bolt action riffle but is in reality a fully automatic pulse riffle in the 40 watt range. ;-)

[RedMDer]

And I thought those dangerous baby killers were in Planned Parenthood doing just that.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[TurboZamboni]

how did Jared Loughner get access to a computer again?

[HKMk23]

Yyyyyyyyeeeeaaahhhhh....

Got any more ya wanna get offa yer chest, or did crankin out that bit of drivvel pretty much take it outta ya?

[McGruff]

Is this your truck?

Sorry. It was just a test.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[FourtySeven]

LOL.

That was good. Best of the thread, thanks.