Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
I wonder if it would work in an oil lamp?
Warning, Random thought escaped, Treat as NBC incident!
A Quid is the same as a Pound?
What is the next smaller amount called?
I can never keep that stuff straight, so when I watch British shows, I don’t understand the significance of the amount.
Do you like “Sherlock”?
Have a good night Darks.
Ejecting over Certain states could be risky...’Oh Skeet!’
I must say that is an interesting ukulele... And genuine catgut strings too, I bet...
Where they are really needed is on motorcycles.
Well, you have to remember, O Wise One In The Darksheare Ways, that to have Darks’ coffee “seep” into the Library, after all this time, means that there is a breakdown in the structure, or other environs.
I, personally, think it has to do with the lack of repellent in the form of some, um... Highland Music. It was excellent for eliminating the little beasties...
We tried to keep them out of the Flying Castle, but the small ones evaded everything, including the inhabitants of the Lower Levels, and the occupants of the moat.
So, “seep” is what it is until we can find a way to counteract it.
Any ideas, folks? How do we stop the “seeping” of Darksheare’s coffee into the library?
(That’s such a pretty little girl, with such a pretty pink rifle...)
<3
Another reason to watch British shows...what is MONEY called?
LOL!
Hate to say it.. but if there were just two in the picture, it would look an awful lot like Darksheare and his brother...
Back in their formative years of course..
“NBC incident?” A National Broadcasting Company incident? The only incidents they have are the ones they make up.
;o]
I was flying somewhere from here (Arkansas or North Carolina or maybe New York) and the flight attendant began to announce the safety procedures. He talked about making an “open ocean” landing and then corrected himself, “Since there are no oceans in the Midwest, please ignore the last caution.”
I had to give him applause for being so downright ballsy! LOL! I hope he still has his job!
OMG! She’s growing like a weed! So proud you must be....
Nuclear Biological Chemical .
Or some of my random thoughts.
or Dark’s Coffee
There are only two things wrong with motorcycles: They lack a right front and right rear wheel.
(If you’ve ever been riding pillion on one on the 405 in LA, during rush hour, you know, without a doubt, what “The Ultimate Thrill” means.)
Flex Seal.
That's probably what happened to the carbons.
What!? My map dated 1420 clearly shows the Gulf of Mexico goes all the way up to just south of Hudson bay.
Don't tell me you've gone and filled it all in?
Thanks, Moose!
We have some Indians here, who own some mini-marts (quik-stops, speedy shops, etc.) and the owner told me not too long ago that in India, if something costs less than five rupees, or your change is less than five rupees, you will be given candy instead of money. By the same token, if you buy something and the final amount is less than five rupees, you can pay for it in candy.
Needless to say, I was pretty amazed by that. I hope America never gives up the penny, if for nothing else than the fact that it is a symbol.
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