I was flying somewhere from here (Arkansas or North Carolina or maybe New York) and the flight attendant began to announce the safety procedures. He talked about making an “open ocean” landing and then corrected himself, “Since there are no oceans in the Midwest, please ignore the last caution.”
I had to give him applause for being so downright ballsy! LOL! I hope he still has his job!
What!? My map dated 1420 clearly shows the Gulf of Mexico goes all the way up to just south of Hudson bay.
Don't tell me you've gone and filled it all in?