Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
early roller coaster ... 1 and 1 is three.
Once I get this crate of mimes delivered to that dudes house I will have the ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!
Land Mimes, everywhere.
Waiting, lurking.
No one is safe.
Please keep me advise.
In NYC it's called 'Mayor'...
The Land Mime defensive belt, a line of a million mimes waiting to accost people and do the “Help, I’m stuck in an invisible box” act on the unsuspecting, all in the name of science.
10-4
Will look.
Don’t look too long, they’ll notice.
That’s bad news, bad news indeed. Now that you earthers have discovered the destructive power of crates I have to alert my homeworld.
You’ve crossed a threshold. They’ll deploy an assessor immediately to determine whether you pose a threat to the rest of the universe. The assessor will be here in three standard years.
Of course, a standard year is about 200 of your years, so maybe you’ll figure out how to defend yourselves by then.
The cluster Mime crate, an advance that nobody expected.
10-4 .. notice no look too long.
thinking need third .. no success. Am failing.
Well, we have cluster mime crates loaded into the trebuchet.
According to my latest transmission, if the cluster mime crates are loaded with sock-wearing spider-bots, the destruction of the earth is assured.
Wearing socks AND holding singing sand-squid in each pedipalp manipulator.
It’s madness, absolute madness.
And it’s too late.
The vortex has formed in the center. It has already begun sucking all matter and energy into its voracious maw. It’s just a matter of time now when all will be swept back into the nothingness from which it came.
OK, 25 million years’ worth of time, but just time.
I did that once, about four square yards worth. The beans did okay, but the corn plants didn’t get any corn, and something ate the squash.
It’s 40 and pouring rain here and I need to go to Walmart.
Perhaps I can interest them in some robotic hermit crabs?
Weaponized, of course, but still.
Robotic hermit crabs.
Gotta head out to the store.
*ugh*
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