And it’s too late.
The vortex has formed in the center. It has already begun sucking all matter and energy into its voracious maw. It’s just a matter of time now when all will be swept back into the nothingness from which it came.
OK, 25 million years’ worth of time, but just time.
Perhaps I can interest them in some robotic hermit crabs?
Weaponized, of course, but still.
Robotic hermit crabs.
Have you had your calculations checked by a garden gnome? One can’t be too careful, you know.
I had a Newfoundland who had a voracious maw. It didn’t take her 250 million years to ingest her target once acquired.