That’s bad news, bad news indeed. Now that you earthers have discovered the destructive power of crates I have to alert my homeworld.
You’ve crossed a threshold. They’ll deploy an assessor immediately to determine whether you pose a threat to the rest of the universe. The assessor will be here in three standard years.
Of course, a standard year is about 200 of your years, so maybe you’ll figure out how to defend yourselves by then.
The cluster Mime crate, an advance that nobody expected.