Wearing socks AND holding singing sand-squid in each pedipalp manipulator.
It’s madness, absolute madness.
And it’s too late.
The vortex has formed in the center. It has already begun sucking all matter and energy into its voracious maw. It’s just a matter of time now when all will be swept back into the nothingness from which it came.
OK, 25 million years’ worth of time, but just time.