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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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early roller coaster ... 1 and 1 is three.


3,321 posted on 04/04/2013 10:49:16 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Once I get this crate of mimes delivered to that dudes house I will have the ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!


3,322 posted on 04/04/2013 10:49:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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Land Mimes, everywhere.
Waiting, lurking.
No one is safe.


3,323 posted on 04/04/2013 11:09:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Please keep me advise.


3,324 posted on 04/04/2013 11:13:02 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy; TheOldLady
anyone can be a Jewish mother.

In NYC it's called 'Mayor'...

3,325 posted on 04/04/2013 11:13:58 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: no-to-illegals

The Land Mime defensive belt, a line of a million mimes waiting to accost people and do the “Help, I’m stuck in an invisible box” act on the unsuspecting, all in the name of science.


3,326 posted on 04/04/2013 11:14:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

10-4


3,327 posted on 04/04/2013 11:15:42 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

Will look.


3,328 posted on 04/04/2013 11:17:53 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Don’t look too long, they’ll notice.


3,329 posted on 04/04/2013 11:18:48 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

That’s bad news, bad news indeed. Now that you earthers have discovered the destructive power of crates I have to alert my homeworld.

You’ve crossed a threshold. They’ll deploy an assessor immediately to determine whether you pose a threat to the rest of the universe. The assessor will be here in three standard years.

Of course, a standard year is about 200 of your years, so maybe you’ll figure out how to defend yourselves by then.


3,330 posted on 04/04/2013 11:19:44 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

The cluster Mime crate, an advance that nobody expected.


3,331 posted on 04/04/2013 11:20:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

10-4 .. notice no look too long.


3,332 posted on 04/04/2013 11:22:38 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

thinking need third .. no success. Am failing.


3,333 posted on 04/04/2013 11:26:24 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; ArGee

Well, we have cluster mime crates loaded into the trebuchet.


3,334 posted on 04/04/2013 11:28:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; no-to-illegals
The cluster Mime crate, an advance that nobody expected.

According to my latest transmission, if the cluster mime crates are loaded with sock-wearing spider-bots, the destruction of the earth is assured.

3,335 posted on 04/04/2013 11:36:23 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee; no-to-illegals

Wearing socks AND holding singing sand-squid in each pedipalp manipulator.
It’s madness, absolute madness.


3,336 posted on 04/04/2013 11:38:52 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

And it’s too late.

The vortex has formed in the center. It has already begun sucking all matter and energy into its voracious maw. It’s just a matter of time now when all will be swept back into the nothingness from which it came.

OK, 25 million years’ worth of time, but just time.


3,337 posted on 04/04/2013 11:44:27 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I did that once, about four square yards worth. The beans did okay, but the corn plants didn’t get any corn, and something ate the squash.

It’s 40 and pouring rain here and I need to go to Walmart.


3,338 posted on 04/04/2013 11:45:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (That sound? It's either the love call of the sand-squid, or my son playing the guitar.)
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To: ArGee

Perhaps I can interest them in some robotic hermit crabs?
Weaponized, of course, but still.
Robotic hermit crabs.


3,339 posted on 04/04/2013 11:45:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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Gotta head out to the store.
*ugh*


3,340 posted on 04/04/2013 11:46:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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