Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK (North Korea Discovers Secret Unicorn Den)

Korean Central News Agency ^ | November 29 2012 Juch 101 | Korean Central News Agency

[DogByte6RER]

Yep ... the North Koreans found this hidden unicorn lair right next to their prosperous economy and their abundance of food.

[illiac]

Unicorns = when pigs fly.....

[Joe 6-pack]

The only thing surprising about this story is that Kim Jong Un did not personally make the discovery by himself.

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m surprised Obama didn’t find this first.

[DogByte6RER]

ping

[DManA]

A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair"

That is suspicious since I don't think they spoke English in Korea in 600 BC.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

It’s quite the enchanted place. They reported that when Kim Jong Il died, some sacred mountain glowed and a Manchurian stork mournfully dipped his wing in salute to a statue of Dear Leader.

[blueunicorn6]

It’s like Mama always said, “You can glue a toilet plunger to a horse’s forehead, but that don’t make it a unicorn.”

[Praxeologue]

The last sentence:The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.

In other words, DPRK has an historic claim on the entire peninsula.

How fitting that an imaginary animal that was a symbol of purity and grace should be claimed as an historic antecedent by a socialist government.

Both unicorns and socialism promise perfection, appealing to the naive. Unicorns turn out to be imaginary, which is at least benign. Socialism ultimately reveals itself to be the opposite of how it is portrayed: evil, a wolf in sheep's clothing.

[Slings and Arrows]

Next they'll be looking for the fossilized Skittles.

[Slings and Arrows]

Next they'll be looking for the fossilized Skittles.

[blueunicorn6]

Simple little spelling error. It should read, “Liar of King......”

[blueunicorn6]

You get a bunch of unicorns together and all kinds of strange things happen. A game of “Go Fish!” will break out. Somebody will start playing a DVD of old Bugs Bunny cartoons. A tray of root beer floats will appear. Yeah, baby, we’re wild!

[GreenHornet]

Yeah, right. Everyone knows the unicorns were killed off by Bigfoot.

[GeronL]

They found a cave with a big sign that said “Unicorn Lair”... that is how well hidden it was...

lol!!!

OMG!!!

It took 1,000 years to figure this one out... lol

[GeronL]

I think Pyongyang (Pyongyin) was an ancient capital... then again, so was Kaesong... SEOUL means “Capital City” I believe

[Rebelbase]

When this commie regime finally passes, the Nork People are going to be really pissed to find out unicorns were/are fiction.

[DogByte6RER]

[Lady Jag]

Yours truly found fossilized Skittles just last night!

[Slings and Arrows]

Look out for the unicorns!