Yep ... the North Koreans found this hidden unicorn lair right next to their prosperous economy and their abundance of food.
To: DogByte6RER
Unicorns = when pigs fly.....
2 posted on
11/30/2012 12:30:45 PM PST by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: DogByte6RER
The only thing surprising about this story is that Kim Jong Un did not personally make the discovery by himself.
3 posted on
11/30/2012 12:32:25 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: DogByte6RER
I’m surprised Obama didn’t find this first.
4 posted on
11/30/2012 12:32:29 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(Global Warming is a religion, and I don't want to be taxed to pay for a faith that is not mine.)
To: Slings and Arrows
5 posted on
11/30/2012 12:32:46 PM PST by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" That is suspicious since I don't think they spoke English in Korea in 600 BC.
6 posted on
11/30/2012 12:44:59 PM PST by
DManA
To: DogByte6RER
It’s quite the enchanted place. They reported that when Kim Jong Il died, some sacred mountain glowed and a Manchurian stork mournfully dipped his wing in salute to a statue of Dear Leader.
7 posted on
11/30/2012 12:54:43 PM PST by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: DogByte6RER
It’s like Mama always said, “You can glue a toilet plunger to a horse’s forehead, but that don’t make it a unicorn.”
8 posted on
11/30/2012 12:55:31 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: DogByte6RER
The last sentence:
The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.In other words, DPRK has an historic claim on the entire peninsula.
How fitting that an imaginary animal that was a symbol of purity and grace should be claimed as an historic antecedent by a socialist government.
Both unicorns and socialism promise perfection, appealing to the naive. Unicorns turn out to be imaginary, which is at least benign. Socialism ultimately reveals itself to be the opposite of how it is portrayed: evil, a wolf in sheep's clothing.
To: DogByte6RER
Simple little spelling error. It should read, “Liar of King......”
12 posted on
11/30/2012 1:23:57 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: DogByte6RER
You get a bunch of unicorns together and all kinds of strange things happen. A game of “Go Fish!” will break out. Somebody will start playing a DVD of old Bugs Bunny cartoons. A tray of root beer floats will appear. Yeah, baby, we’re wild!
13 posted on
11/30/2012 1:28:28 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: DogByte6RER
Yeah, right. Everyone knows the unicorns were killed off by Bigfoot.
To: DogByte6RER; TigerLikesRooster; Morgana
They found a cave with a big sign that said “Unicorn Lair”... that is how well hidden it was...
lol!!!
OMG!!!
It took 1,000 years to figure this one out... lol
15 posted on
11/30/2012 1:53:58 PM PST by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: DogByte6RER
When this commie regime finally passes, the Nork People are going to be really pissed to find out unicorns were/are fiction.
To: DogByte6RER; SunkenCiv; TigerLikesRooster; AmericanInTokyo
Too much computer games and too little reality for young Un.
24 posted on
12/01/2012 3:26:19 AM PST by
AdmSmith
(GCTGATATGTCTATGATTACTCAT)
To: DogByte6RER; TigerLikesRooster; SunkenCiv
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