[JoeProBono]

[Dr. Ursus]

Does Laz have an alibi?

[mkmensinger]

Maybe the octopus was just annoyed by the woman and wanted her to stop.

[carlo3b]

I could make an excellent pasta with that baby, (the Octopus, not the woman..Smirk :)

[BwanaNdege]

And the octopus says,

“Stop pedaling, woman! You are missed your turn and are two hundred yards off the road and are parked in my front yard!

Plus, you are scaring all the fish away.”

[Doogle]

"..I'll check for damage....again, this may take some time and several dives.......but I will eventually get to the bottom....of this"

[wardaddy]

if that is her...I’d wrap my tentacles around her legs too

i mean..did the octopus..a male one obviously...really have a choice in the matter?

[Pontiac]

riding an exercise bike submerged in water

Why would anyone do this?

[To Hell With Poverty]

UnPing

[To Hell With Poverty]

This story’s got legs.

[real saxophonist]

From 'Better Off Dead':

Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.

Lane Myer: Excuse me?

Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?

Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.

[Larry Lucido]

If they have kids she will be....Octo-mom.

[Uncle Meat]

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous,got me?Captain Beefheart.

[bigheadfred]

[Domandred]

riding an exercise bike submerged in water

Why does this just sound stupid?

[bunkerhill7]

The Octocycle market is booming in France.

[blueunicorn6]

Ohhhhh.....training for the Tour De France.

[Edward Teach]

Octopi are smart buggers. We used to catch them in the trawl when we were shrimping and if we left them alone it would take them maybe 1-2 min to figure out how to get off the sorting table and back into the water, even when they couldn’t see the water.

[Bigg Red]

This is so freaky, as I can remember a nightmare I had, about 60 years ago, in which I was attacked by an octopus while I was on the seafloor.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She was riding one of those silly water bikes? No wonder the octopus attacked her.

[Liberty Valance]

Release the Kraken!